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clyde 09-22-2010 07:27 PM

I think I'm off Suffy-poo's Vacay Post Card List.

Sightseek 09-22-2010 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 698494)
I am back and in a cruel mood.



But every time I try to put my noodle film on i-net space.....Sighty won't cooperate.

She wears only pink,semi thongs...and does loin flexors on the floor next to her bed in preparation for sleepy-poo..



Then,when she sees my film running...she grabs her black waist ribbon,plays the last part of Loan Me on her stereo ....and starts danicng a jig around the room,spinning and waving that filthy bwr at me....with the Kooly-aid smile flashing.


Then I beak into hysterics and can't type anymore.

When did I become Irish?

clyde 09-22-2010 09:30 PM

Irish?

Irish..Irish....Irish.................I don't get it.

Sightseek 09-22-2010 09:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZBoPuD3MYQ


A little slow today?

clyde 09-22-2010 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 698560)

!!


Oh boy.




But I guess so.

Believe me...your jig looks nothing like that one.

Sightseek 09-22-2010 09:46 PM

This is a very good thing cause I'm not Irish!

clyde 09-22-2010 09:48 PM

I get it already!!


So what are you?

Sightseek 09-22-2010 09:56 PM

Sire was of lithuanian decent, dam a german english cross.

MaTH716 09-22-2010 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 698570)
Sire was of lithuanian decent, dam a german english cross.

Bred to love the turf......... :D

clyde 09-22-2010 09:58 PM

Really?



That's an odd mix,don't ya thank?

Not that it's bad.

It's not....just rare.

clyde 09-22-2010 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 698572)
Bred to love the turf......... :D

^^^^ Ain't got no turf.

Sightseek 09-22-2010 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 698573)
Really?



That's an odd mix,don't ya thank?

Not that it's bad.

It's not....just rare.

Different is good.

Sightseek 09-22-2010 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 698572)
Bred to love the turf......... :D

Do you like turf feet? :eek:

clyde 09-22-2010 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 698576)
Different is good.

True enough.




=5 is part Martian and Canadian.

That's where different ain't sa hot.

clyde 09-22-2010 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 697320)
But I have this recurring dream,BrownSugah:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T89yiCpl6oY



I wish this thing stopped at 52 seconds.




So I made a new noodle film employing this basic visual ah-dee-er.

There is like no way I will ever put it on i-net space, nor reveal my female costar.

clyde 09-23-2010 12:37 AM

OK you little monsters...beddy-poo time.









SIGHTY!!!.......stop it!!!!







Goodnightypoo-kins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

clyde 09-23-2010 05:18 AM

Good Morningpoo-kins.



Mr. Sun is about to barf all over this great country of ours;another peaceful night,when it's dark, has ended and another chaotic day is about to begin.



Whether you're a Lithuainian or an Epsicapalion,ya gotta love it.

It's exactly why I am now training flying squirrels to be a precision attack squadron.

clyde 09-23-2010 05:51 AM

And now,I have yet another treat for you all.

With us this morningpoo-kins is one of the all time great poets, Mr. Robert Browning.

Thanks sssssssso much for being here, Mr. Browning.


Mr. Browning.

Well no...you're Mr. Browining---I'm Mortimer.

Well no, I meant I prefer you call me...Mr. Browning.

Uhm...but I did!

No you didn't.

Well yes I did.

Look, if you have to be right all the time--fine. Let's move on.

God! Someene has the muggies today, but OK. So...not only a great wordsmith--but you also have great mechanical talent as you invented the BAR,or..Browning Automatic Rifle.

No I didn't.

Well yes you did.

I said...no I didn't!

Oh boy. Look...it's called the Browning Automatic Rifle...you are Browining.Do you see a pattern here?

Mortimer, this is ridiculous.There a lot of Brownings.I am not the one who invented the BAR.

Oh.


I didn't know that.

But you were born in Cleveland and your family invented the Cleveland Brownings.Do I have that right?

I don't think you have anything right.I was born in Camberwell,England.I have no idea what you are talking about.

Camberill? Really?

well!

Well what!??

Jesus! Camberwell..Camberwell!!

Ok, you don't have to spazz out over it. Mr. Browning..perhaps your greatest work was The Ring and the Book done in...1869,right?

Yes.

And so...I............................................ .....oh boy.

What?

Oh boy.

what!!??

Mr. Browning...................are you dead?

Of course I am.













































ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

clyde 09-23-2010 06:05 AM

it will resonate with those on the fence.


!!

The above was said by JoeyDoobe in the latest political suicide thread.



Honula does this in one of my noodle film scenes to HoochieCoochie man!

clyde 09-23-2010 06:10 AM

And if one more dead person appears here in a Snowy Woods interview..I am going to kill the producer, VideoGa-GaGirl.



Then she can be the next guest interviewee.


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