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Mortimer 11-07-2007 09:29 PM
I am eyelined by this bestowal.







I have more.






Not eyeliner

Poims.

Mortimer 11-07-2007 09:37 PM
Betrayal to right of him,
Betrayal to left of him,
Shiv in wait behind him
Sharp and twisting;
Stormed at with silence from hell,
While the past and present fell,
He had thought it so well
But did come through the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of him,
Left of the conundrum.

Why does his glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge he made!
Honour the his light and do not jade,
Noble conundrum!

Late Fires 11-07-2007 10:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Betrayal to right of him,
Betrayal to left of him,
Shiv in wait behind him
Sharp and twisting;
Stormed at with silence from hell,
While the past and present fell,
He had thought it so well
But did come through the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of him,
Left of the conundrum.

Why does his glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge he made!
Honour the his light and do not jade,
Noble conundrum!
Finer work.

OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO

Mortimer 11-07-2007 10:05 PM
More Behoovered.



More eyeliner.

Makeup!

Mortimer 11-07-2007 10:15 PM
READY!



They prepared.



AIM!



They took keen sight.



FIRE!








A volley....sounded as one and found their mark.



A legion of good,strong shooters took pride when told there were no blanks...all rounds were live.




So as to know they all had a proud hand.












The doomed remains were thrown into the shredder.










WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR











His last wishes..




Crinkle

Trash can










..never to be known.

Mortimer 11-07-2007 10:34 PM
When I am dead, my dearest,
Sing no sad songs for me:
Plant thou no roses at my head,
Nor shady cypress tree.
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet:
And if thou wilt, remember
And if thou wilt, forget.














Should have been known I would not go gentle into that good night.

And now I go...my biggest yet ....in my sight.

For this one I announce as over

And to all that same good night

Mortimer 11-07-2007 11:23 PM
Sh!t.


I forgot:















Everyone else is different;only you are the same.

Sightseek 11-08-2007 08:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Stopping by Friends on an Unsuspecting Day

Whose place this is I think I know,
His house is in the village though.
He will see me stopping here,
To watch his place fill up with one more.

My little noodle thinks it queer,
To stop without a friend to me near,
Between the last time off a this time,
The darkest day of all the years.

He gives his idea and to all a shake,
To make sure there is no mistake.
The only other sound's the two,
And they do not speak to the flake.

The turns of life are cruel... dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And nowhere to go..they stay within and with me they weep
And nowhere to go..they stay within and with me they weep

-- mdf
Very fine work.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Buffymommy 11-08-2007 03:07 PM
Did Morty die? I don't see 50 threads started by him today?

my miss storm cat 11-08-2007 03:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Stopping by Friends on an Unsuspecting Day

Whose place this is I think I know,
His house is in the village though.
He will see me stopping here,
To watch his place fill up with one more.

My little noodle thinks it queer,
To stop without a friend to me near,
Between the last time off a this time,
The darkest day of all the years.

He gives his idea and to all a shake,
To make sure there is no mistake.
The only other sound's the two,
And they do not speak to the flake.

The turns of life are cruel... dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And nowhere to go..they stay within and with me they weep
And nowhere to go..they stay within and with me they weep

-- mdf
I've only read the last 2 pages but Mr. R. Frost demands to know why you changed the word from horsie to noodle and where's the bit about the harness bells and why did you replace lovely with cruel and, and.....:eek:

He may be dead but he's still pretty damned upset Morte. :p

my miss storm cat 11-08-2007 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Betrayal to right of him,
Betrayal to left of him,
Shiv in wait behind him
Sharp and twisting;
Stormed at with silence from hell,
While the past and present fell,
He had thought it so well
But did come through the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of him,
Left of the conundrum.

Why does his glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge he made!
Honour the his light and do not jade,
Noble conundrum!
Tennyson is now rolling over in his grave.

Bad Morte.

TheSpyder 11-08-2007 04:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Betrayal to right of him,
Betrayal to left of him,
Shiv in wait behind him
Sharp and twisting;
Stormed at with silence from hell,
While the past and present fell,
He had thought it so well
But did come through the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of him,
Left of the conundrum.

Why does his glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge he made!
Honour the his light and do not jade,
Noble conundrum!
I take this to mean you went down to the 7-11 in a bad neighborhood and bought some beer...am I right? Did I win?

my miss storm cat 11-08-2007 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSpyder
I take this to mean you went down to the 7-11 in a bad neighborhood and bought some beer...am I right? Did I win?
The poem is about one of the (many) blunders that took place in the Crimean War... you know, the 600 or so in the charge of the light brigade?

So with that in mind, here's hoping it was lite beer.

P.S. Hope you won. :D

TheSpyder 11-08-2007 05:17 PM
I was right...I've seen that beer commercial!

Rileyoriley 11-09-2007 09:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
READY!



They prepared.



AIM!



They took keen sight.



FIRE!








A volley....sounded as one and found their mark.



A legion of good,strong shooters took pride when told there were no blanks...all rounds were live.




So as to know they all had a proud hand.












The doomed remains were thrown into the shredder.










WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR











His last wishes..




Crinkle

Trash can










..never to be known.

But perhaps Morty was wearing a bullet-proof vest?

Mortimer 11-10-2007 10:48 AM
I have returned as I was wearing a bullet proof vest.


I mean because of the failure to do so of two people....and out of courtesy they shan't be named.









They shall.











Witch Thebby and Nuisance Stevie.









I wish to thank posters for my pies and spit on the ones who disapproved of my fine work.











I will achieve my goal of 7,246 posts....in a manner in which I please.




Unless......

Mortimer 11-10-2007 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Did Morty die? I don't see 50 threads started by him today?






(I wouldn't send Mom out for Kosher pickles if I were you.)

Mortimer 11-10-2007 11:04 AM
Ya just can't buy stuff like mine.

cmorioles 11-10-2007 11:05 AM
Who would want to do so?

Hello.

cmorioles 11-10-2007 11:05 AM
Goodbye.


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