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SentToStud 08-07-2007 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
I think it failed to do so many posts ago.




Continuing it simply is making a statement of protest.

Think of it as my Statue of Liberty.

One does what one must. Protest noted.

CapperZeke 08-07-2007 09:55 AM

Morty??




Morty??






I'm in trouble.



You have any selection today?







Is ThistlelyDowns running?

Mortimer 08-07-2007 10:22 AM

CapperZeke!


Great seeing you again ,sir.

I'm afraid only the frumpy tracks are running today.







What happened to LateFires?

Mortimer 08-07-2007 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
One does what one must. Protest noted.

Good deal.




Tell Mr. Panda I said hello...we'll be thinking of him.

CapperZeke 08-07-2007 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
CapperZeke!


Great seeing you again ,sir.

I'm afraid only the frumpy tracks are running today.







What happened to LateFires?

I don't know about LateFires.


Perhaps he/she was scared off last week.



The miniskirt thing and all.



It's getting humid again.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 10:41 AM

ror!!


And DebODeb isn't even here.





She's very attractive...don't ya think?

I hope KGB .007 is striking out faster than the Indians are.

CapperZeke 08-07-2007 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
ror!!


And DebODeb isn't even here.





She's very attractive...don't ya think?

I hope KGB .007 is striking out faster than the Indians are.


I'm afraid I don't know DebODeb.



You know spelled backwards it's BedOBed.



KGB .007 might be rounding third and heading home.



The third base coach is waving him in.




I hear a BeeGee tune in the distance.





Oh, goodness.





I'm leaking.








Jungle again, don't ya know.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 11:06 AM

ror!!




GOO-FOO!!







HIGHLY AMUSING SIR!






But please....I did kind of start it,but never cheapen Debbie...I know you were being amusing..it's my fault ...really.





And funny as it was......I gag about the rounding 3rd.


I will hack to him to death before he even sniffs 1st base.

CapperZeke 08-07-2007 11:15 AM

So sorry, I didn't mean to offend.



I feel bad now.



I must exit in shame and kick myself out of this room.



Let me know when I can return.



I'll be in Cuba.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 11:43 AM

ror!

No.no...please return.



You couldn't have known as you are not familiar with the Forest Princess' postings here....and like I said I misled you with my stupid remark.



But you can say anything you want about GenuineCrazyLady.





=:>

SentToStud 08-07-2007 12:42 PM

Is the statue ready yet? As commissioned, it bears your likeness and it's holding a racing form (unfortunately, yesterday's) in one hand, a Stouffer's ready to heat box (stuffed peppers) in another and, just for the hell of it, a carton of ice cream in the other hand.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 12:55 PM

Well that was funny.

I was hoping no one would recall the day I bet on the day befores races....but ya gotta admit...it's a great angle!




Also....I would like to have Debbie and Thebby statues with me.

Storm Cadet 08-07-2007 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Is there, by any chance, a statute of limitations regarding how long the petition process may go on?

If not, perhaps a statue? At least.

Regarding this petition process...Morty, take a cue from 1960's PAPA Kennedy...$$$$ buys votes...send money from your political action group and you've got mine...

Mortimer 08-07-2007 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Storm Cadet
Regarding this petition process...Morty, take a cue from 1960's PAPA Kennedy...$$$$ buys votes...send money from your political action group and you've got mine...



Boy you know it.


Presidents and the two houses are bought right in front of everyone's noses....and at every level on down.




It''s an absolute joke the way this place is run anymore....and it's a disgusting insult....a horrific besmearchment mostly upon every guy who has had to fight for this place....and every person who has tried to do the right thing.

I'm sorry,but these things make me sick.



Fucl< each and everyone of those fools running for president...they're running for their own place in history and to line their pockets stuffed by the swine running corporate America today.






So what ahm sayin' is ...it jist ain't somethin' ah kin do.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 05:21 PM

You may only enjoy me now for a short peroid of time.



I have disembodied from the virulent swine at NYROL...which always looks like NYQUIL to me....but anyhoooo.........also from FOD.And again there is nowhere else to go as I have received what amounts to a lifetime dart at the other pitiful excuses for horsey boards. I mean wonderbrednet.com is about as bad as it gets.

I would say my life here is counted in hours.I have prepared you all for this day...and now it has come.



So leave me some presents.

Payson Dave 08-07-2007 05:24 PM

Check the ZC's for the first at the Spa tomorrow...Gullo's filly in the first should be a price

Mortimer 08-07-2007 05:25 PM

Stand by sir.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 05:30 PM

I wouldn't have picked anyone.but I will take your word for it.

I don't know that I'll bet real folding money.


Possibly some old Monopoly money.....=:>

Payson Dave 08-07-2007 05:36 PM

Morty,
hmmmm....Perhaps if we steer this thread off topic so to speak...and discuss racing for a bit... then the thread will get moved to the other room and you will be able to sneak in thru the back door...

Mortimer 08-07-2007 05:55 PM

Boy ..that sounds really like a great idea...but I don't understand it.

Do you mean to say if I ddiscussed racing...then this thread will be moved to GenPop....and I can escape from here to there via that portal?


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