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Mortimer 03-29-2007 02:31 PM

Note to myself:



Tell JA the anesthetized shouldn't talk.

Mortimer 03-29-2007 02:38 PM

Note to myself:



Thebby dahling...

...your hair is beautiful today sweetie-poo.

paisjpq 03-29-2007 02:39 PM

note to myself: LOL... charmed.

Mortimer 03-29-2007 02:44 PM

Note to myself:



Shirley...I mean Thebby...it's only the truth.




I must go on to MENSA.com and destroy it.

I hate pinheads.




I may not return.




In fact....I'm sure of it.

jman5581 03-29-2007 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Note to self:



Find out how much Microsoft stock I purchased by the bushels full when made available to public is worth today.



Note to self:

Must've been a grueling last 5 years with mr. sfty.

wonder if he met mr. sfty in horsie school...

Cajungator26 03-29-2007 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jman5581
Note to self:

Must've been a grueling last 5 years with mr. sfty.

wonder if he met mr. sfty in horsie school...

Not if he purchased it in '86 at $21 a share.

If he's held onto it this long without touching it, he's sitting pretty.

jman5581 03-29-2007 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Not if he purchased it in '86 at $21 a share.

If he's held onto it this long without touching it, he's sitting pretty.

Caj, c'mon....:eek:

Cajungator26 03-29-2007 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jman5581
Caj, c'mon....:eek:

I'm gullible, what can I say? :o

One of our clients had about 300 shares of HD that she bought when it first came out and she's a happy camper right now. It wouldn't surprise me if Morty had some original MSFT. Needless to say, both you and Morty are probably better off in the financial department than I am... wish I had the extra $$ to invest more. This 401k deal isn't cutting it.

ArlJim78 03-29-2007 03:50 PM

Note to self:





place call to Darwin awards central office.





suggest they put mr. mdf under 24hr video surviellance.





collect hefty finders fee when the blessed event is filmed.





retire on proceeds and write childrens novels.

jman5581 03-29-2007 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I'm gullible, what can I say? :o

One of our clients had about 300 shares of HD that she bought when it first came out and she's a happy camper right now. It wouldn't surprise me if Morty had some original MSFT. Needless to say, both you and Morty are probably better off in the financial department than I am... wish I had the extra $$ to invest more. This 401k deal isn't cutting it.


Good for her! MSFT has flat lined for at least 5 years now....

jman5581 03-29-2007 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArlJim78
Note to self:





place call to Darwin awards central office.





suggest they put mr. mdf under 24hr video surviellance.





collect hefty finders fee when the blessed event is filmed.





retire on proceeds and write childrens novels.



Note to self:

Send Jim a piece of today's proceeds to incentivize such brilliance in the future.

jman5581 03-29-2007 04:53 PM

Note to self:


Tell Jim no need to call Darwin...


...footage has already been found of Morty.



http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_i...vYdmTOMgyXJJ-P

ArlJim78 03-29-2007 06:52 PM

Note to self:

Pineapple!


Quote:

Originally Posted by jman5581
Note to self:


Tell Jim no need to call Darwin...


...footage has already been found of Morty.



http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_i...vYdmTOMgyXJJ-P


Antitrust32 03-29-2007 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jman5581
Note to self:


Tell Jim no need to call Darwin...


...footage has already been found of Morty.



http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_i...vYdmTOMgyXJJ-P


oh my gosh.. that is the funniest video ever. My roommate showed it to me a few weeks back. Talk about laughing!

SentToStud 03-29-2007 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
oh my gosh.. that is the funniest video ever. My roommate showed it to me a few weeks back. Talk about laughing!

AT,
you going to GP Saturday? I can't make it but if you're there pick a few winners.

Antitrust32 03-29-2007 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
AT,
you going to GP Saturday? I can't make it but if you're there pick a few winners.

Oh i was hoping you would make it! I am going to have an eventful Saturday.. HRTV's DWC broadcast in the morning and Gulfstream in the afternoon. Lets hope I learn something!

We should meet up at Gulfstream sometime soon S2S

Mortimer 03-30-2007 04:59 PM

WHO HAS DONE THIS THING!!?






WHO HAS DARTED MY FINE WORK HERE?





I will find out.


And then.....



....SPIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

paisjpq 03-30-2007 05:31 PM

I did...if you need to be rude and mean...just direct it toward me....that's easier.

Mortimer 03-30-2007 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
I did...if you need to be rude and mean...just direct it toward me....that's easier.

Thebby...I am incapable of that.


But I think if certain people can't control their temper when getting brutally thrashed in a discussion and stoop to calling someone a racist in utter frustration.....



....well.





I think you know what you must now do.

You must do it,Thebby.

I can take it.





Don't look at this beautiful ,kind face....just pull the trigger.

Mortimer 03-30-2007 05:49 PM

And I might add I do not feel I have been rude and/or mean to anyone here.




If anyone feels that is so.....


...well then let those BIG LIAHS come forth.


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