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clyde 08-16-2010 11:16 PM

spit!!!!


















!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

clyde 08-17-2010 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 683485)
Mr. Foxworthy -

I'm not sure why you attempt to co-mingle with common people on other web sites, it's obvious the NerdyTrailers are "your people".


All the lesbians here love you.


THUD!


I'd like to hit you with a pie....only what you typed is true.


Lesbians love thespians......it's axiomatic,I guess.




You're thudding is admirable, by the way.










================================================== ===================

CLITTY!!??





I thought BeefHerky said this!!




I've got to stop with the Evelyn Woods gig.


Would never hit you with a pie.





Drill you....yes.

Pie you.....no.

clyde 08-17-2010 06:07 AM

I think it's time I explained my attraction by lovely lesbians.




I believe it's because I do not hide from the truth---good or good.

I believe it is because I do not hide from my failures;nor my failures.

I believe it is because I will be the same person to a honkie, to an American Negro,to a witch,to a kumquat as well as to those who choose alternate lifestyles---like DiSpencer.....but will not tolerate TrueSwine.

Like almost every denizen of the smart threads.



I believe it is because I have pretty legs and a pretty dupa.

I may not have a KoolyAid smile nor sport a black waist ribbon....but I do believe I can turn any of my sizzling lesbian friends into a pillar of salt....whoa!!!!.....I mean into DaveyPoo lovers of the Third Kind, given the chance, in the night;when it's dark.


And they know I wouldn't tell anyone.



But they know they would never forget it.



I'm getting a woody.









Good day.

clyde 08-17-2010 06:14 AM

I just got a bite over at the Last Meet Up Group 4 Me !!




I had an idea to visit a haunted house....here's the proceedings, names withheld to protect certain people:





Posted by: mortimer on Aug 16, 2010

This went over well at...another place.It has to be really,really haunted.Someone has to hold me if I get frightened.

That someone must have pretty legs.





This sounds REALLY cool! A really good haunted house can be a lot of fun. BTW - I've got great legs!
Posted Aug 16, 2010 3:32 PM



I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. Know what I'm sayin'?
Posted Aug 16, 2010 3:32 PM




mortimer

!!


ror!!....highly amusing!...yes, ah do!

We must do this thing..in the night;when it's dark.
Posted Aug 16, 2010 3:55 PM












She's seems very gullible.





Good.

clyde 08-17-2010 06:48 AM

Hey Clitty---ya still got them thar constant cravings for me?...do ya,baby?

Sightseek 08-17-2010 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 684030)
She's seems very gullible.





Good.

^^^^ smells new blood

Sightseek 08-17-2010 12:43 PM

:L::L::L::L:

clyde 08-17-2010 01:34 PM

Yes...she will play right into my paws.





Speaking of paws....keep yours off the locks.

clyde 08-17-2010 01:46 PM

By the way,Clitty.

Franny does not like your gang name.




Have to change it.

She has veto power; not to worry...not a big deal.She usually OK's the second one.










Direct Current?

Alternating Current!!




uh,no







Dyselxia!!



Sounds like a Geek Goddess.












What about......Berdy Act?









or












Cat- Girl- Do!!











I llllllllike it!!

Sightseek 08-17-2010 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 684149)
Yes...she will play right into my paws.





Speaking of paws....keep yours off the locks.

No trophies....no locks.





I can't have any fun. :(





Can I throw a flag? :wf

clyde 08-17-2010 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 683948)
Wait!

Come back Wolfie-poo!!!



We need you here!

We will do anything to keep you here


I know, we must make a sacrafice


Of virgins!




No wait, not virgins....


Lesbians!!!!!


Uncly? LikeLike?



Any other lesbos here?



Thud!


!!!!!




How do I keep missing your posts??






highly amusing!







LikeLike is a highway on Oahu....that's where Honu is---right?




Pronounced "leeky-leeky."








Don't look at me...that' the way they say it.

clyde 08-17-2010 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 684161)
No trophies....no locks.





I can't have any fun. :(





Can I throw a flag? :wf


Gosh,I missed this,too.

Oh all right...the flag comment was a good one.


:tro::tro:

geeker2 08-17-2010 04:10 PM

Don't tell me you missed the boo-bees photos too?

clyde 08-17-2010 04:56 PM

!!

clyde 08-17-2010 07:48 PM

Well I think Gooey just underlined the essence of

WhatISThatYou'reListeningTo!!??






I know I have no idea.

clyde 08-17-2010 07:50 PM

And soon..The Lurker may join in the fun over there.

geeker2 08-17-2010 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 684336)
Well I think Gooey just underlined the essence of

WhatISThatYou'reListeningTo!!??

I know I have no idea.

This should be Gooey's theme song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlrGlpQ_nLg

clyde 08-17-2010 08:56 PM

GOOGLIE SONG WARNING







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr6H1a7YUac

clyde 08-17-2010 09:01 PM

Have to go work out.




It's my Boothy Double Stress workout out night.

clyde 08-17-2010 09:02 PM

Am done.





whew!!


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