Uh do you mean gris-gris?


If ya can't spell it right the Vodoo gods won't annoint you with good luck, instead they'll put the mojo on you. Be very careful it was all saints day yesterday.

Oh Sh%T!

NOW I GET IT!!!
anti----uncly...

aunt---uncle

tyvm snide...if you died before I figured that out I would have been tortured forever...

:o



And no wonder I lost.






Obvioulsy I could use more of your training.

...uhm....really.......it's him,right?

Him who?

why thank you.

but please stay.

lol

Oh forget it.





You are most too kind,Uncly.

Very much so.

But I really have to get out of this place......really I do.






If no one kills me, I will return in one year to report.

That would be 111011011.

"Him."



As in....it's not me.

I have to leave again.

I forgot I switched counties and have not registered...from Portage to Geauga County.




So my "good friends", the neighbors, tell me to go a mile down the road.Thaat's the polls and maybe I can do it right there.

So I did.






That's Cuyahoga County.

I feel like the 3 Rivers thing.

And I'm getting upset.







I don't know what I'm going to do.

Kill people,probably.

Fucl< it.


Not gunna duh it.

I don't trust the count, I don't trust the candidates and I have know idea who anyone is locally.

And why they allow millions of campaign posters and the yuk 'em up candidate thieving swine outside the poll building----says a lot.




2 plebes toiling for the one they believe will lead them to the mountain top approached me with their filthy paraphanlia..

Huge mistake.





I pulled out from under my jaclet an UZI pistol...a semiautomatic weapon.A faveorite of mine.

It fires a 9mm parabellum bullet.My choice of magazines is the 32 round type.Muzzle velocity is 345 meters per second.It weighs 1700 grams and has an overall length of 240 mm.Barrel...app. 115 mm long.



I polish it a lot.

I's a pretty weapon.





I gave the first one a qucik brrrrip!!

Then the other took the rest.

I walked over to them as they lay dead on the sidewalk.





I asked them if they had any last words (ror!!!..I'm such a ham sandwich).

I looked up and saw a crowd staring at this scene in frozen fright.I says to them....I says...'Well!!? What the fucl< are you fools looking at? Get the fucl< out of here before you all get a taste of the same thing they got."

I pointed down at the two failed-to-do-so'ers....just so there'd be no mistake who I meant.



At this point,I clamly walked to my car and drove off;but not before I turned 2 donuts in thier manicured lawn.



That....I'll probably hear about.

Happy erection day everyone.

Reading this backwards... hahahaha Chuckles too funny. :D

This again???

Right because I didn't lose anything last night. :rolleyes:

He was a HK runner. Do you know what that means to me? Do you understand how hard I played him?

Okay need to go kick myself a tad more. :D

Oh make it massive kicks..do it for me.

I stumbled on this one.



I think it worthy.

See if you can find all the ironies.

If nothing else,it's one of those rather long ones you can't stop reading.




http://www.clevescene.com/cleveland/...nt?oid=1490951

Hey girl!

Yo boy, E-City...20:1




Mucho respecto!!!!

Somehow...the very sight of the thread title My Dog's Behind is eough to make you wonder about what value could possibly be found in.... sanity.



Do you see how the sane talk among their own kind?

Is it any wonder?

I'm not kidding either.



They speak a language I simply do not understand.

Honest I don't.

Keep it real..................a goal set too high for too many.

Not the Bahamers, but if you get to Tampa by opening day Jamie Ness may have an open stall fer ye...

Good news is if you hang yer ass out the stall door when Dr. Needles comes by, you'll look like Hulk Hogan by March


















:tro:

Thank you cause I was trying to figure out if I had lost my mind or what.