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clyde 08-14-2010 05:12 PM

Got it.



4th race...#5,MindOverMatter

7th race...#7,DanceQuietly

8th race...#4,UpInLigjhts

9th race...#6,BecauseILikeIt

10th race..#7,SupremeSerene

clyde 08-14-2010 06:50 PM

Been a thought provoking day,wouldn't ya say?




I don't sleep on a Foster-Sealy....prefer the floor,really-really.









Here's one for Franny who seems conspicuous in her absent way:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNSygqogpls

clyde 08-14-2010 06:51 PM

:L::L::L::L:

clyde 08-14-2010 07:07 PM

As of right now...I think IceyBoxy will win the Traverse.





As of right now, I wonder why Debbie has forsaken me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNw9C...eature=related

clyde 08-14-2010 07:07 PM

:L::L::L::L:

clyde 08-14-2010 07:14 PM

I think Sighty-poo has been sufficiently punished.



Will tell the true life ghost story tonight....when it's dark.

clyde 08-14-2010 07:15 PM

:L::L::L::L:

clyde 08-14-2010 08:24 PM

I was rushing to get everything out of ...The House...Tuesday. It was my last chance to do so.Had been dragging it out...not something I was enjoying.

But anyways,came back for the very last time to get the last load at around 11 that night ...maybe a little later.The swine had been bothering me the last few days and I thought I had been very nice about it all.I didn't leave a mess and they don't have to haul off a ton of garbage.Told them I would leave the keys and garage door opener on the kitchen counter and gave the garage door code so they could enter freely as I would leave the house entrance from the garage unlocked.

SSSSSSO, I come through the garage and try to open that door to get back in the house.


But it wouldn't open.

Because it was locked.



In just 7 days shy of 9 years here, that door was never a problem unless it was locked....which it usually wasn't.If it wasn't locked....it always opened with no trouble.


I knew what happened. Those fucl<os came while I was gone, got in and took the keys and locked the door ..probably thinking I was gone.

I was seething thinking this, because there were some last precious and few things I had to get.

So I said ''fucl< it" and kicked really hard where the locks engaged in the jamb.The door burst open amid flying splinters of wood.You could easily tell both the doorknob and dead bolt locks had been engaged by the way the jamb broke.

Surprised it took just the one kick, I walked in and gathered the last items...loaded them in the car and then returned for one last look.I had battled this place for 2 years.


But it was then I saw , on the kitchen counter.....the garage door opener and the house keys.

I then checked the only ways in and out besides the garage ...which were the patio entrance and the front door.Both were locked.


That garage entrance door cannot be locked from outside, only if you had the keys.





I got scared...and left very,very quickly.


If you knew what I went through with this place...you would have been scared ,too.










I hope you enjoyed it.

clyde 08-14-2010 08:25 PM

:L::L::L::L:

herkhorse 08-14-2010 08:49 PM

I liked it!


















oooops

clyde 08-14-2010 09:00 PM

Glad you did, BeefHerky...it's true--I promise.

Really,really.




It's OK this time, but don't ignore the goldie locks again.

clyde 08-14-2010 09:01 PM

:L::L::L::L:

clyde 08-14-2010 09:59 PM

Another huge crowd tonight.




But there's no reason to think you can't have fun without humans.

Because you can.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZj1u...eature=related

clyde 08-14-2010 10:00 PM

:L::L::L::L:

clyde 08-14-2010 11:00 PM

Most can always find some kind of fit in a tune..in a poim.

Some things fit very well.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBIDl...eature=related







They're lining up
To mad dog your tilta whirl
3 shots for a dollar
Win a real live doll
All the lies that you tell
I believed them so well. Take them back
Take them back to your red house
For that fearful leap into the dark
I did my time
In the jail of your arms
Now Ophelia wants to know
Where she should turn
Tell me...what did you do
What did you do the last time?
Why don't you do that
Go on ahead and take this the wrong way
Time's not your friend
Do you cry. Do you pray
Do you wish them away
Do you still leave nothing
But bones in the way
Did you bury the carnival
Lions and all
Excuse me while I sharpen my nails
And just who are you this time?
You look rather tired
(Who drinks from your shoe)
Are you pretending to love
Well I hear that it pays well
How do your pistol and your Bible and your
Sleeping pills go?
Are you still jumping out of windows in expensive clothes?

Well I fell in love
With your sailor's mouth and your wounded eyes
You better get down on the floor
Don't you know this is war
Tell me who are you this time?
Tell me who are you this time?

clyde 08-14-2010 11:05 PM

And to all...a good nighty-pookins:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

clyde 08-14-2010 11:06 PM

:L::L::L::L:

geeker2 08-15-2010 10:12 AM

it's ironic that you got fucl<ed by the :L:

clyde 08-15-2010 11:18 AM

OOOOOOOOOO

clyde 08-15-2010 11:53 AM

I'm excited about UpInLights today.



Others are copying off me,though.

Ah wonder if Stevie has also.

But I'm still excited.


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