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Antitrust32 08-28-2007 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well you sure are..and I'm really sorry about my complete lapse of reality.

But with the rewording considered......the guy was pointing to himself....in a mirror or window reflection...whateveah.....so when he said "that mans Father is my Fathers's son....he was talking about himself.

I dunno morty

If he is pointing to himself - and then says that mans father (meaning his dad) is my fathers son. Than the father would be the father and the fathers son. Just wouldnt work.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I dunno morty

If he is pointing to himself - and then says that mans father (meaning his dad) is my fathers son. Than the father would be the father and the fathers son. Just wouldnt work.

ror!

Heah we go again!





Put it this way....if ME...I....point at ME in a mirror...and say THAT mans Father ( MY Father)..is MY Fathers son...then it's ME! They both have the same Father...of course...since I have no brothers...it's me!





Don't do this to me Uncly.

Antitrust32 08-28-2007 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
ror!

Heah we go again!





Put it this way....if ME...I....point at ME in a mirror...and say THAT mans Father ( MY Father)..is MY Fathers son...then it's ME! They both have the same Father...of course...since I have no brothers...it's me!





Don't do this to me Uncly.


I just want to know why your father would be your fathers son.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I just want to know why your father would be your fathers son.


OK.









snort!







OK...brothers and sisters I have none..nor a son.................so far so good?







ror!






So I point at Peegarden and shoot him.






=:>





No...so I point at me in a mirror and say ...that mans Father...


Stop.


I am saying that mans Father....now we already know I point at me..right? So I identify my Father.


So when I say ....is my Fathers son.


Stop.

Who is my Fathers son?


Me...I have no brothers.




I point at me and say that mans Father......is my Fathers son.



Is this good now?

Mortimer 08-28-2007 10:09 PM

You're going to bring back PissBoy.. Uncly....please hurry.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 10:10 PM

Where is Pud anyhooo?


Oh PissBoy!


PissBoy!









Come here sir with your PissBucket...I have to whizz.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 10:13 PM

Well phooey...what a fizzle of a going away party.


UnclyTrust and DebODeb are my only true friends...even though I just know Uncly is going to fucl< me on my riddle.



As well as Hi.

Antitrust32 08-28-2007 10:14 PM

i concede.


thank you for making me a wise person.


Sorry I am a bit upset cause my favorite porn star, Belladonna, retired cause she has the herp all over her body.


Now I am no longer turned on by her.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 10:14 PM

OK Uncly.

I'll check back in half an hour or so.








God I hope I'm right.



ror!

Mortimer 08-28-2007 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
i concede.


thank you for making me a wise person.


Sorry I am a bit upset cause my favorite porn star, Belladonna, retired cause she has the herp all over her body.


Now I am no longer turned on by her.

---------------------

Oh.


It may take a while to really settle in.

It is a bit confusing.


Sorry to hear...I am not big on porn stars.






?








Well I'm not.



I explained this in detail to Carla.






It went over like the infamous led balloon.

Antitrust32 08-28-2007 10:19 PM

oh i just watch to learn new things, ya know.

Antitrust32 08-28-2007 10:20 PM

anyhoo, i'm going nightypie.


I'll talk to you tomorrow (which today is tomorrows' yesterday)

Mortimer 08-28-2007 10:47 PM

So long there Uncly.....it's been so swell.


A little advise.






Change yer Diaper.

Know what ahm sayin' ?








=;>

Mortimer 08-28-2007 10:52 PM

I am so sad....only my true good friend UnclyTrust came to my going away party.



I am very disappointed considering all I have done for you people.Thank you again Uncly.







Predators operate best alone anyway.

Do not feel relief.

Because one never knows when one has been singled out as a nimrod........and is being stalked.







You never sense the danger of the predator until it is too late.

hi_im_god 08-28-2007 11:22 PM

i'll miss you.

but at the same time, resent you for dragging that out of me.

f you for that.

do you have any theories why pgard says he doesn't like the show but insists on sitting in the front row?

Rileyoriley 08-29-2007 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I am so sad....only my true good friend UnclyTrust came to my going away party.



I am very disappointed considering all I have done for you people.Thank you again Uncly.







Predators operate best alone anyway.

Do not feel relief.

Because one never knows when one has been singled out as a nimrod........and is being stalked.







You never sense the danger of the predator until it is too late.


I didn't know about your going away party or I would have been there.

Sightseek 08-29-2007 08:13 PM

Morty -

Hossy is a bit embarrassed to admit it, but he and his band got together to write you a song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKITQ4qhXII


Credits:
eyeliner - courtesy of dispenser productions
ho's - courtesy of Druggie

Antitrust32 08-29-2007 10:29 PM

sightypoo that was great

many pies for you

OOOOOOOOOO

Sightseek 08-29-2007 10:54 PM

Sighty-poo has a very important meeting tomorrow and can't fall asleep. :(

Antitrust32 08-29-2007 10:56 PM

sightypoo


you will be just fine!!


lay there with your eyes closed and try hard.


count sheep if ya have too.

Indian Charlie 08-29-2007 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Sighty-poo has a very important meeting tomorrow and can't fall asleep. :(

have you tried a philosophical debate with pea-garden?

or, and perhaps this is a bit overkill, but have you tried watching c-span?

if those two methods are too harsh, how about a little melatonin sublingually taken?

chamomile tea?

Sightseek 08-29-2007 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
have you tried a philosophical debate with pea-garden?

or, and perhaps this is a bit overkill, but have you tried watching c-span?

if those two methods are too harsh, how about a little melatonin sublingually taken?

chamomile tea?

I'm allergic to chamomile...it probably didn't help that I got on the elliptical so late, but I thought a quick breeze might tire me out.

Coach Pants 08-29-2007 11:00 PM

For a second there I thought it was Shitty-Poo. Eyes are playing tricks on me

Sightseek 08-29-2007 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
sightypoo


you will be just fine!!


lay there with your eyes closed and try hard.


count sheep if ya have too.

Does anyone ever really count sheep? And why sheep?

Antitrust32 08-29-2007 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Does anyone ever really count sheep? And why sheep?



count money instead



nevermind that will just keep you awake


count sheep


can sheep really keep you awake?



I count sausage and peppers and onion


makes me sleep in 0.5 seconds/



speaking of which

goodnight!

Indian Charlie 08-29-2007 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
I'm allergic to chamomile...it probably didn't help that I got on the elliptical so late, but I thought a quick breeze might tire me out.

sorry to hear that! that trick never worked for me, but then again, i've probably got the most messed up sleep pattern of anyone on here. that includes sal, who goes to bed at 4pm one day, and 7 am another.

i know!!

go back and read one of those non ending threads about poly track!

hoovesupsideyourhead 12-17-2012 03:00 PM

this was a classic out of control dt thread..


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