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Mortimer 08-13-2007 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I think it's because Saratoga is consuming us all. As soon as it's over I'm sure it'll be fun again ya' big friggin' sissy.


ror!!


Oh you ...always with the compliments.




The truth is I have chosen Wednesday of this week to leave here as well...now that would be the 26th time I have left and ,as you know, that number is the charm.I always leave permanently on the 26th announcment of leaving.



Oh....if I am on line Stevie can use DeboEbie with the same password.That's HelloStevie in Buckwheat.



You take care,sir.

I will always treasure your bud boardiness......I mean board buddiness.

Mortimer 08-13-2007 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
OOO.5 Stevie's



!!

Mortimer 08-13-2007 01:02 PM

Boy there's some real dumb fucl<s hammering Wilko in GenPop.




It's like if you're not Secretariat you don't have any talent.

I wonder if people like that woud like to be graded out in comparison to other humans?

Sightseek 08-13-2007 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Boy there's some real dumb fucl<s hammering Wilko in GenPop.




It's like if you're not Secretariat you don't have any talent.

I wonder if people like that woud like to be graded out in comparison to other humans?

:)

Mortimer 08-13-2007 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
:)




Aw there ya go again...shucky darn....quit it!


ror!

paisjpq 08-13-2007 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Really?

Gosh...I like you both...how could he ,then, not like you?



Tell Stevie my password hasn't changed...he can sign on here as me again and send me an pm so we can straighten his sorry behind out....if CarlaHO has not failed to do so.



I think I'm done there Hossy.

No one there reacts anymore when I call them names.

I just can't live like that.


morty....if bogs is you, how is he going to send you/himself a PM?

Mortimer 08-13-2007 01:40 PM

Well when I get on the subject of horseys....I just can't stop.


I have always loved closers...especialy if they are little and particularly game.



My all time favorite is DowntownDollarBilly.I never pulled so much for a horse in my life.

Closely behind him would be Jazil,VictoryGallup and Wilko....probably in that order,but I really loved them all.







I was never a front runner.

SmartyJones and FunnyCide were ok,but never did that much for me.

Sightseek 08-13-2007 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well when I get on the subject of horseys....I just can't stop.


I have always loved closers...especialy if they are little and particularly game.



My all time favorite is DowntownDollarBilly.I never pulled so much for a horse in my life.

Closely behind him would be Jazil,VictoryGallup and Wilko....probably in that order,but I really loved them all.







I was never a front runner.

SmartyJones and FunnyCide were ok,but never did that much for me.

Stevie should free you for this.

Mortimer 08-13-2007 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Stevie should free you for this.

I think I may be breaking down his barrier.....how can he keep such a nice,kind hearted person as me in bondage like this?


Anyways...too kind.



Here's another thing that should make him look like a very bad man if he doesn't free me.









A few years ago I threw down money ( real folding money...mind you) on the derby. I had Bill to win,of course,but having read where InvisibleInky almost died app. a year earlier......well I had to do something with a horsey like that. So I put 10 acb on him....honest.



I amost fainted watching it on tv to see him nab third...I was really :) !!




Then after the commentaters yakked a few minutes and then you finally saw the tote board ...and saw Inky had copped place and show....





...I DID faint!

paisjpq 08-13-2007 02:02 PM

very clever " invisible ink ":)

Mortimer 08-13-2007 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
very clever " invisible ink ":)



:D

Mortimer 08-13-2007 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
morty....if bogs is you, how is he going to send you/himself a PM?


Sorry...missed this one.




You mean I can't pm myself?


Let me try that.

Mortimer 08-13-2007 02:17 PM

It worked!


I got a pm from Mortimer!

Golly I'm excited!!





I have to think of a really good answer to me.

Mortimer 08-13-2007 02:19 PM

Well ya know...just yesterday I realized I had the "see signatures" button turned off.



Now I see everyones signature including my own....it's a little big.I will have to correct that,but I feel really stupid...again.

Mortimer 08-13-2007 02:20 PM

Bettah!

Mortimer 08-13-2007 02:37 PM

OK Stevie...this one may break you down.





And it's absolutely true...as any DRF denizen at the time will attest to...and I know they're here.

But when I learned Billy had suffered an injury causing extreme pain with no hope for recovery and had to be put to sleep......well I went into the nonsense room and was inspired to write a poem about him.

Which I did.



And it played on his gameness and ,I believe, his love for just being.In the poem I made a him a new reindeer who was just delivered to Santa Claus.Of course I had false antlers sewn onto his head,but Santa and the other reindeer were mighty happy to add him to the team.

Which should now give peace to all those wondering why they have noticed an extra reindeer the past few years.

Mortimer 08-13-2007 02:54 PM

Brother.
















What does it take Steve??


What if I promise on Thebby's honor to be the nicest poster in GenPop?

And promise not to say one nasty thing and simply ignore TrueSwine?

If I do......well that's impossible. Thebby's honor is at stake and I would never besmearch it.

Mortimer 08-13-2007 03:06 PM

Is it money Steve?




How much would it ......well it doesn't mater because money is where I draw the line.



I know....and if this doesn't do it...well then I give up.



But Santa told Billy this:




DB..it's great having you here and we want you to stay,but I don't know about putting you on the team.I mean you are about 4 times bigger than the others.


To which Billly replied:




Oh I know....and I have it figured out I think.I would like to be harnessed to the back of the sled.......I made a career out of coming from behind. I'll push to make it easier on the others and when we return here Christmas Day I'll feel like I won the race..........oh come on...please?





And of course Santa said... "YOU BETCHA!"







If he isn't in tears now.....he just doesn't have a heart.


=;>

Mortimer 08-13-2007 03:20 PM

Aw fer the love a mike.






I give up already.

Mortimer 08-13-2007 03:46 PM

Anything for a board buddy.

Sightseek 08-13-2007 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
OOOOOOOOOO

You're too big for that small signature. A big one fits you better.

=;>

I was thinking the same, but didn't want it to go to his head.

Mortimer 08-13-2007 04:06 PM

I am so overcome with





thud

paisjpq 08-13-2007 04:21 PM

a little too much love in this room....

Mortimer 08-13-2007 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
a little too much love in this room....


..au ub ooo 'ebby!...

Mortimer 08-13-2007 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I missed him. I hadn't thudded with him in awhile. Don't be jealous.



ROR!!






da what!!?

Mortimer 08-13-2007 05:33 PM

I love Sumwunlovesyou.

Mortimer 08-13-2007 05:35 PM

As well as At The Races.

Mortimer 08-13-2007 05:36 PM

And N..I mean DerbyTrail.

Mortimer 08-13-2007 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
If this doesn't get you back in, I don't know what will.

!!






I am at the end of my EddieHaskelling.

This Steve guy is tough.

Mortimer 08-13-2007 07:04 PM

And ..OH BOY!...did I enjoy that mm-mmm-MMM!! bar-beee-que Steve!!!

paisjpq 08-13-2007 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I missed him. I hadn't thudded with him in awhile. Don't be jealous.


I am always jealous.

paisjpq 08-13-2007 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
..au ub ooo 'ebby!...

kissy.


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