hahahahaha riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight


funniest post of the thread

I have no choice.

If I did... well, you know. :)

If anyone sees Thebby-poo ...tell her you haven't seen me and don't know when I'll be back.



Nor have any idea where I am.

lol.... this isnt that bad.... just some grown ladies talkin about boobies

Tread lightly. His old lady might not like this thread! :eek:

aww i am sorry

you can have your thread back when you ask nicely

As we know, last time I opened my mouth DaveK went missing.

You want me to do something about these harassers?

lawl!!!




Oh my God!






thud

I see you mortimer....

and I can see that your cipher... ummmmm....did not do so awesome.

( Pssst! Aunty Cooby! I need your help....tell Thebby-poo that I am not me.



Wait a minute.






Tell her that's Andrew trying to look like me.

I'd really apprciate it.)

Be a man!

ror!!



That was funny,Beth. ..and you know I told you to say that.

As you doggone well know this is Andy trying to look like Detective Callaworthy.


It works pretty good...don't ya think?

where are your glasses andrew?

My Glasses?



Awp!!...oh...yes......my glasses.



Uh...



...well where are those blasted things?

Oh I know...I left them in the changing room....yes!...that's the ticket!





It's hard to see without BONK!

Oh I just smashed my nose against the wall.I'll have to tend to this Beth. Great talking.

if you see Morte tell him he's off the hook cause like I said...I don't bet other people's picks...'specially when I don't know if he really loves me.

I'll see he gets that Beth.


I'm sure he'll feel butter as I do ....I just put some better on my nose.




Oh boy.

No wonder my picks are so bad lately.




Oh well.

I'll tell Morty...he's the best ...



....don't ya lnow.

He also asked me to ask you if you have any nudies of yourself.








And if you don't would you like to buy some?


So let us know.

was that you peeking in my window?

Oh Beth...it was,but it wasn't like you think.



The reason you saw me peeking in your window is.




I'll be darned. I didn't mean to put a period there,but since I did that sentence is over.

These drillers are driving me nuts.

I can see this is going nowhere.

YES!



That's the horse I gave you PAM.

This is ANDY ...PAM.




Glad you rememebred.


This is ANDy saying see you later.

ANDY the big timer.

Big Apple ANDY.........PAM.

Andy what have you done with Morte? I miss him...is he hiding?

Are you saying you like him better than me Thi...I mean Beth?

I wonder why I can't....oh---this is ANDY....find a photo of that Hanna girl anywhere.



I would like to direct Morty to it if anyone can help.





Thanks,
ANDY

Your link worked rather well Stevo...

here you go ANDY...but you were really too kind...it isn't much of a likeness.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ria0Braun1.jpg

Holy Mother of



ANDY means ...gosh thanks,Beth.

You're a b-b-b-bud. I'm sure M-M-M-Morty will l-l-l-like them.




ANDY

like I said...doesn't look like me

IT DOESN'T !?




I mean..why sure it does. You're shorting youreslef Beth.


How old did ya say ya were...Beth? ANDY doesn't recall.

andy must be getting senile

Oh ANDY's getting nuttier everyday Beth. Can't disagree with you there.

Honestly...it's the drilling more than anything.




What was your weight and height again?




ANDY

Bethy...will you mail ol' ANDY a photo of you?




I don't want to be without one.

was kinda sorta fond of the face paint pic myself...

Thebby;



I caught Andrew and gave him a severe lashing for pulling a stunt like that without my knowledge. I certainly would have allowed him to be me if he'd only have asked.

Please ignore his childish actions.



But,Thebby-poo, I come with not all good news.





I must leave this place as I have found it to be very disconcerting to say the least.It's a strange brew...leave it at that.




I shall miss you in a woeful way and can ony hope you will receive an approved invitation for youknowwhere.....I think you do.





Thank you so very much for your comely way and entirely too kind attitude.



If you would like to marry me......


..why that would be swell.






All the best,
Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy

Being ANDY doesn't become you at all.

Wait don't go......


marry me morty

LOL Beth!!!