Pudilicious' What Happened to Letterman Top 10:




10.....Has Paul Schaeffer cooties.

9......Has more senior moment attacks than Bill Walton.

8......Someone has successfully squished his head.

7......Completed Andrew Pandrew's How to Avoid Those Plexiglass Speed Traps course .

6......Still being stalked by Cajunatah.

5......Told Hilary Clinton "you can't."

4......Thinks Leno is off the air.

3......Result of having invited Dicky Betts over for the evening.

2......Ran out of "Got any gum?" jokes.








And the number one whatevah:











1......Hoping the feds can't count to Client No. 10.

sorry women only.

Only 1k an hour. I'm sure you can afford her.

shoot if she's only 1 or 2 dah-monds I would love for photo's to be released of 7 dah-monds!

I have an 11 inch rating.............don't ya know.

Only because I rubbed it on Cajunatah's.

Well, if the tip of my cut off nose is still acting as your pud, that doesn't shock me. :)

!!

Well ,if true it does, give new meaning to rubbing noses.

I know several girls who would be very impressed. I'll tell them to look up Pudilicious on YourSpace.

I'll pass though, Thanks!

No girl in their right mind would want that. :p

besides you... and about 50 other girls i know!

All kidding aside, I want no part of 11 inches.

And I was kidding about 11 inches fer gosh sakes.

i know i know




















































you meant 13.






































thud!

ror!




Well who would believe 13?...actually 13.5.



You have to admit it's a little hard to swallow...so I went with 11.

Whatevah,.

yeah you'd have to be an a$$ to swallow that!

Ya know?...ya really would.