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Mortimer 02-07-2008 01:33 PM
Hello again ,Dahling.

As you know...I was tied up completeing a major vaporization. MainCourse being the victim.



But now I wish to appease your appetite for fine poims....in case you have missed this one I have posted from the past. If not.....it's one that can never be read too much:





When I am dead, my dearest




When I am dead, my dearest,
Sing no sad songs for me;
Plant thou no roses at my head,
Nor shady cypress tree:
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet;
And if thou wilt, remember,
And if thou wilt, forget.

I shall not see the shadows,
I shall not feel the rain;
I shall not hear the nightingale
Sing on, as if in pain:
And dreaming through the twilight
That doth not rise nor set,
Haply I may remember,
And haply may forget.

Christina Georgina Rossetti



KISS-KISS

horseofcourse 02-07-2008 01:38 PM
so many stupid threads for you to go run and hide in!!! I have time to seek and destroy today!!

Sightseek 02-07-2008 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by horseofcourse
so many stupid threads for you to go run and hide in!!! I have time to seek and destroy today!!
BEWARE: He does not chew his prey, he simply kills it and moves on.

horseofcourse 02-07-2008 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
BEWARE: He does not chew his prey, he simply kills it and moves on.
I render him impotent. He moves on because he simply doesn't have the ability to keep up with me. Surprisingly, his skill set is quite limited.

Mortimer 02-07-2008 02:10 PM
Stopping by Woods to Dump A Body


Whose vaporized head this is I think I know.
His body is still in the chamber, though;
He will not see it spazzing there
Perhaps I should put it outside; in the snow.

My little horsey thinks this dead head queer
To stop without a body near
I decided instead to fling it out onto the frozen lake
The rotting process will take a year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
He thinks the odd head some mistake.
It appears to him to be a dweeb
Of a simple mind and a total flake.

The vaporized head is empty and doesn't sound a peep,
But it doesn't know where art its body,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake.



Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy

Sightseek 02-07-2008 03:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Stopping by Woods to Dump A Body


Whose vaporized head this is I think I know.
His body is still in the chamber, though;
He will not see it spazzing there
Perhaps I should put it outside; in the snow.

My little horsey thinks this dead head queer
To stop without a body near
I decided instead to fling it out onto the frozen lake
The rotting process will take a year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
He thinks the odd head some mistake.
It appears to him to be a dweeb
Of a simple mind and a total flake.

The vaporized head is empty and doesn't sound a peep,
But it doesn't know where art its body,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake.



Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy
ror!

Excellent!

Mortimer 02-07-2008 03:18 PM
Thank you so much ,Dahling.

Coach Pants 02-07-2008 03:23 PM
Boobie Fisher would have a heart attack if he witnessed the shenanigans going on in this thread.

Mortimer 02-07-2008 03:31 PM
^^ Sister Ann Marie.

Coach Pants 02-07-2008 03:41 PM
^^^Jeff Conaway

Mortimer 02-07-2008 03:44 PM
^^^ Rosie's boyfriend.

Cajungator26 02-07-2008 03:58 PM
^^^ Uncly's girlfriend.

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-07-2008 04:46 PM
[quote=Mortimer]I thought that was your
Yeah, I think WAYYYY too much

So much that I get my left and right confused...

Mortimer 02-07-2008 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
^^^ Uncly's girlfriend.

:mad:

Mortimer 02-07-2008 05:05 PM
[quote=kentuckyrosesinmay]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
I thought that was your
Yeah, I think WAYYYY too much

So much that I get my left and right confused...
Consider directional tatooing.

Cajungator26 02-07-2008 06:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
:mad:
Smoochy poo

Mortimer 02-07-2008 07:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Smoochy poo
It's going to take a lot more than that.

Cajungator26 02-07-2008 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
It's going to take a lot more than that.
Smoochy smoochy poo? Or how about some smoochy poo poo? (Although I'll admit, I thought you were a little better than that, Morty.) :D

Mortimer 02-07-2008 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Smoochy smoochy poo? Or how about some smoochy poo poo? (Although I'll admit, I thought you were a little better than that, Morty.) :D

Just get on with how you have no gag reflex.






I'm not messing around here.

Cajungator26 02-07-2008 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Just get on with how you have no gag reflex.






I'm not messing around here.
Who said anything about that?


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