" How far can 10 panels be???"

"Why all this talk of Furlongs? Is Eddie Furlong and his family going to be at the BC?"

" I would like to know who is Freddie Furlong?"

"Does knowing the Dosage of the Cobra Venom help you to determine how far the wiener can go?"

"Why would a dwarf sleep in a queen size bed???"

" Anyone recall Dave Maysons pick up line?"

"I'll have what Sciacca's havin'."

"Dee Tee Stables: Chuck Resigns, Jamie Sanders signs."

" I just met Andy Panda!! He even told me to go fucl< myself!!...isn't that GREAT!!!?"

"Why don't they put diapers on horseys? The ca-ca makes me sick!!!"

"What does field mean?"

"Steve Crist is a vegetarian? Get the fuc|< outta here!!"

"I can't remember my lines....so can I borrow a clean sock"

"Get a Box of Kleenex Ready... How Pillow Pants Got his Name"

" What is the fixation around here with socks and Kleenex? Is this horsey racing worthy?"

LMAO!!!!!!!! Needed a laugh tonight. THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I Just Got Back From Kilimanjaro"

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