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Mortimer 08-06-2007 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
actually I am not kidding...

the horses' name is Featherbed







I threw the Morty in for fun in an exacta (;) )



You'e right..I missed a Zodiac Cipher.



Throwing me into anything will always create fun.

Storm Cadet 08-06-2007 07:25 PM

Be carefull Clarice, I mean Antitrust32...


Mortimer 08-06-2007 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Storm Cadet
Be carefull Clarice, I mean Antitrust32...





You're Sirloins friend...right?

Rileyoriley 08-06-2007 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
You'e right..I missed a Zodiac Cipher.



Throwing me into anything will always create fun.


Truer words were never spoken!!!!!:D

Mortimer 08-06-2007 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Truer words were never spoken!!!!!:D


Oh doggone it.


Now you have me all doggie faced.





ror!

pgardn 08-06-2007 08:44 PM

I have been known to go a good distance out of my way to step on a particularly crunchy looking leaf.

pgardn 08-06-2007 08:50 PM

Face front, true believers!

Just got back from the doc's office. Turns out all of those hives were due to an allergic reaction to pee. THEREFORE, I will have to put PeeGarden on ignore.

So slight sprinkling of ones own pee under arms and other spots as a perfume is not suggested. Some on the board will have to look for other methods to attract mates.

Or mark themselves as their own territory.

Antitrust will need a vial of Morton's nitrogenous waste to mark herself as Morton's conquered land, errr... territory.
Happy to be of assistance in these instances of immune disorders accompanied by marking with specific bodily fluids. A new area for me, but very interesting.

Mortimer 08-06-2007 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Morty,
I've been meaning to tell you


Thud



I think a lot of people have.




Maybe I'll display my monkey face and then forever be q-l......:cool:

pgardn 08-06-2007 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Maybe I'll display my monkey face and then forever be q-l......:cool:

Nahhh.

Pity would be in order most likely.

Mortimer 08-06-2007 10:37 PM

You're not following along very well.








Sometimes I think you do the voice over for Stephen Hawking's answering machine.

pgardn 08-06-2007 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
You're not following along very well.

Sometimes I think you do the voice over for Stephen Hawking's answering machine.

Its the other way around. But thats ok.

Man that is cruel Morton.
No wonder Dellinger is terrified of you.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 08:07 AM

Can't you find something constructive to do?






Go fucl< CajunHO......geez.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 08:52 AM

I know what...borrow KGB .007's sunglasses!




Then you would be Q-L!!

Mortimer 08-07-2007 08:59 AM

Also consider copying Dillingers wit.












Well maybe not.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 09:08 AM

A name change would help a lot,too.




I suggest Fred Garvin.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 09:12 AM

Also learn to swear in French...like.."Yooo coke socare..yooo!!"





And learn to eat with a spaghetti bib.

SentToStud 08-07-2007 09:15 AM

Is there, by any chance, a statute of limitations regarding how long the petition process may go on?

If not, perhaps a statue? At least.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 09:16 AM

Then get yourself a Honda 450 motorcylce...put a windshield and saddle bags on it.




Fly a raccoons tail from the sissy bar.

Paint an iron cross on the gas tank.







And wear colors on your cut off levi jacket ......" Hell's Rapscallions."

Mortimer 08-07-2007 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Is there, by any chance, a statute of limitations regarding how long the petition process may go on?

If not, perhaps a statue? At least.





I think it failed to do so many posts ago.




Continuing it simply is making a statement of protest.

Think of it as my Statue of Liberty.


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