Note to self:


Explain to woof-woof that May 07 16.00 ^VIX Calls have gone up 16% today.



Explain that VIX is not a horsetrack abbreviation.



Explain, PJ does not use pencil.

note to myself: well, I see some people have been busy...darts are in hand.
Morty for christ's sake behave.

Note to self:



Find out how much Microsoft stock I purchased by the bushels full when made available to public is worth today.



Find photo copy of 50 large win ticket purchased on CatThief from BCC a few years back.







Isn't the internet wonderful?

Note to myself:



If PJ Man were Simpson's attorney Simpson would have been known as TwoMinutesToToast.

Note to myself:






Uh-oh.













Please let Thebby know I did not do anything wrong.

And that I love her very much.




O =:>

Note to myself:




let other forum members in on cure for endless jeff foworty posts.




take two number two pencils.





sharpen them.






simultaneously plunge them through eye sockets.







rinse and repeat.






if pain persists go to more extreme measures.

note to myself: if I have missed posts that offend please PM me to point them out...

Note to myself:





AJ watches too much tv.....as well as this thread.

Note to myself:



All those by PJ Man,Buffy,ShortArm and AJ.......and Swill.

Note to myself:


Oh just dart the entire Mickey Mouse Club Debate Team.

Note to myself:





I wish to request the whodoyouworkforImeanlooklike thread be vaporized.

Note to self:

Tell Morty that if he purchased MSFT at it's debut in 1986, one share today would probably be worth around 7 or 8k. God only knows how much it would be worth if it hadn't split so many times.

thank you for considering me

and while it may be a waste of your time.. flowers are nice

:p

Note to myself:





I pray she does not do the one in which I describe Buffy's table manners.

That is my favorite.

Note to myself:


She did.






Phooey.

Note to myself:



But she did VAPORIZE entire whodoyouworkforImeanlooklike thread!!!!!!








YIPPIE!

Note to myself:



But I will get yelled at some more...I just know it.




Don't ya think her yelling at me after stating "Note to myself" was just the funniest thing ...though?





I guess that's why I love Thebby.

Note to myself:



Give Thebby a nice kissy-poo at first opportunity.

Note to myself:






check into lobotomy option.





seems to have worked for mr. mdf

Note to myself:


Is possible Thebby takes this wrong way.



Maybe should shut big mouth.






If PM alert comes up....





....do not read.