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clyde 07-27-2010 01:05 PM

I wish Debbie was here to pet me.


I do not feel well...this place is started to breathe deep in anger.It does not want me o go.It will make one last stand and try to kill me and keep me here with it.

It tired it once before..and it is trying it now.



The same machine that feeds you is the same machine that eats you.

I wish Debbie would be that machine.

Instead of this behemoth.

clyde 07-27-2010 01:06 PM

But this always has kept my demons away:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81...eature=related


c u all latah

Antitrust32 07-27-2010 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 674570)
Say,that was kind of fun.



I think Dahla must have laryngitis.

Ah wonder if she swallers?

Uncly?

:o

Antitrust32 07-27-2010 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 674580)
Uncly,perhaps some day we could make love?



Wouldn't that be fun?

But not if Debbie does first.

I haven't asked her ...yet.



Do you think I should?

so I can only make love to you if Debbie doesnt?






















Ah think my chances are pretty great !!!!

Antitrust32 07-27-2010 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 674567)
Not to worry...no need to be sorry.This is the place for that sort of thing



Now you sit on Morty-kins' lap and calm down...and tell why you are so upset with that unconscionable cu.nt.



she's just an unconscionable cu.nt. but besides that,







I really think she needs to get laid or something.. maybe Booth Operator can help her out?

clyde 07-27-2010 01:31 PM

I swear I'm psychic.


Came back because I forgot to say ET is one of the finest people here. ..don't think I was ever as hard on anyone...was in what some call meeting the mad monkey, but I would call feeling the primal paranoia.Yet..he was as gracious as one could be.To say the least.

Sterling, for once in your life---you were right.

clyde 07-27-2010 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 674596)
so I can only make love to you if Debbie doesnt?






















Ah think my chances are pretty great !!!!

While that was highly amusing....it hurt my feelings as well.

clyde 07-27-2010 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 674597)
she's just an unconscionable cu.nt. but besides that,







I really think she needs to get laid or something.. maybe Booth Operator can help her out?


!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

clyde 07-27-2010 02:35 PM

13 bets to make before tomorrow passes.

Here are Thursday's Toga's triflings:



1...#3,QuietApproval

2...#5,SkyHosoya

3...#7,DrivenByFear

4...#4,WorstCaseScenario

5...#7,Deceive

6...#7,RottenToTheCore

7...#4,SystemReady

8...#7PsychicIncome

9...#4,WildAwake

10..#6,PrettyBoyFreud ( Owned by Godzirra )



Wok good.

clyde 07-27-2010 03:12 PM

Love scenes I have done with Debbie...interrupted by Franny and Ralph at the end.


Enjoy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn3mIu7-GZs

clyde 07-27-2010 03:31 PM

I am inspired to write another Debbie song.



This one will, I firmly believe, top DebbieAmour.

Yes...that's what I said.

Stand by..may take a while, but it's there.

Antitrust32 07-27-2010 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 674602)
While that was highly amusing....it hurt my feelings as well.

well




you can still make love to me if you want.

clyde 07-27-2010 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 674687)
well




you can still make love to me if you want.




!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!












thud!!

clyde 07-27-2010 04:13 PM

Even though I am having strong Debbie Moments..I may well hold you to your promise,Uncly.



I like your head,your face...your jovial interplay of disgrace.

Most of all...I like your spirit.









And now....it is done. Transferred from heart to i-net white space.......waiting in hang fire---it only waits to be born.


And it will be....tonight,Tuesday night---when it's Tuesday dark.

clyde 07-27-2010 07:18 PM

You know,SportyFans.....there are times when you scan an entire card and all of a sudden, you see it and you----you thud.


Friday's cardy-kins at Sara's Big T did just that to me....and seeing how I need to pick 3 more, I must submit what I predict may be the ZC of all time.








7-30...Sara's Place:



5th race...#9,StrawberryBush

clyde 07-27-2010 07:26 PM

And this one's just too funny to pass up.

Friday...Sara's:


1st race...#5 Party Jones

clyde 07-27-2010 07:29 PM

I'll finish it with #4,BankersBuy ...at ST's on Friday.




That would make 36...so am done.

clyde 07-27-2010 08:37 PM

Now that it is Tuesday night, in the Tuseday dark...



For the Beauty stuck in my Beautiful Mind..Deborah Longerie:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgXimdc4UIc



oncoming pretty light,from an angel in flight



( A little sappy,I know.)






(Please note how the poignant clarity of the piano notes can pierce the darkness with hope.Maybe you had to have been there.Oh pretend.)



Tuesday nighttime, standing on the highway
Seems like she is never,never.... going to come my way, yeah
Am I waiting on the wrong side of the road
I almost don’t give a damn, which way I go

Tell me where has my Debbie gone
Has she walked out on me
Or does she hide, somewhere inside of me
Maybe you’re just to close, for my tired eyes to see, yeah

Tell me when, when is my Debbie gonna come home
I ain't cold I ain't hungry, gotta little money to spend
But I cannot live, oh no, on these needless things alone
I need her love, her friendship and her down arrow
Without her..I stand alone, oh

There are so many roads, which I have been to
Or somebody by I won and lost,her I don’t want to lose
Lord it ain't never been so clear
It is always, lord it is always, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What is all love to you
All up to you now baby







( She’s going to stiff me..I just know she will.)

clyde 07-27-2010 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 674593)
:o


I missed this!!


eauxh mine Got!!






fr&l-a!!!!

clyde 07-27-2010 09:19 PM

Anyone have the past perfs. for the huge Ohio derby this Saturday?




Anyone at all.


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