Well Harold,
I'm pleased you got rescued. Shame though, you failed to read a classic.

I must go now. I have an eggplant to tend to. Consider yourself pissed on.

But then there's still through the looking glass.

And the answer ain't John Galt ..nor the Olsen Twins..nor the Duke Brothers...


..nor Harold.

Oh ...that was really good.


Yes ...go fix your head..good idea.

Yes, Harold, you'll always have that. I never trusted the white kitten, nor Alice for that matter.

As long you have failed to do so...I can live with that.

Oh Mr. Liver!



Who was Portnoy?

nyuk-nyuk-nyuk


:)

Harold,
Change your shoes. Someone pissed on your foot.

I believe Portnoy did worse to you.






:D

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:)

How all you book warms a feelin' rat about now...aye?

Eff street cred, I got book cred.

What you know about Dr. Google? I mean Dr. Suess?

Yeah, I read it. A total Lenny Bruce rip-off. Not a huge Roth fan though Everyman was decent.

Do you know your sister was just inducted into the a ss whore Hall of Fame? Your mother is the only other member. Quite the feat.

Sure he did.







=;>

AAAAAND...he's a classic book reading BMW thief!!







Say...



...this guy's GOOOD!

I donated your family to the San Diego Zoo. What now, you unoriginal monkey mouth biatch?

Your wife is doing ok, S2S. I took this pic of her last week.

Oh and this might be a little hard for you to swallow, especially since you had that pin stroke a few years back, but your wife and her cagemate Randy had a few rugrats.

FTFY

Aww, don't be sad. Life goes on, big guy.

Hey now simmah!!!

If you see this person, you are already dead.

If I see that i'm calling the humane society. People shouldn't let their pugs roam free.

[quote=Pillow Pants]I am an unoriginal hack. At least my mother and sister are in the A ss Whore Hall of Fame. QUOTE]

Change your pants, son. Someone pissed all over your leg.

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Boy...did Pud whip your behind.








ror!!

Some of the finest work I have seen.




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Well obviously you recently recovered from blindness.

Sudafed, my dear. Get it right.

Yes dear.....please get it right.



Actually...I'm still a little slow,but would not have remembered those names anyway.


I am proud to have pulled Mr. Portnoy out of my noodle...however.

I give up on asking who the Olsen Sisters and Duke Brothers are..though.

I will leave here very soon..sometime tonight.


Oh I know I've been a leavingHO....but I promise I won't return....ah really do.






So how about some nice presents for a change?

Don't fret though because unless someone finds me and kills me first...I will be at Sara's Toga next summer....you can kill me then.

And then we'll find out who the REAL HO's are!


=:>

i know you already know who the duke brothers and the olsen twins are mortimer, but just so you can stop asking, i'll tell you anyways.

the duke brothers, mortimer and randolph, were crusty old men from the 1980's movie, trading places. they placed a bet, for $1, that they could ruin the life of one of their associates and replace him with a homeless person in their brokerage firm (i think that's what they were).

they were kind of funny, in a morty sort of way.

the olsen twins are these bobble head brainless blondes that were spawned by the devil himself.

they were on some really bad tv show if i remember. americas funniest home videos i think.

speaking of HO's.

Where's our favorite HO tonight, IvanHo? is there some sort of nascar awards ceremony she's watching?

thank you morty


i know i am smart!


(smart a ss)

Thanks so much...but why does everyone insist I know something when I don't!?

I never heard of this 2 pair and still they are foreign to me..but at least I know what was meant now.

Well you sure are..and I'm really sorry about my complete lapse of reality.

But with the rewording considered......the guy was pointing to himself....in a mirror or window reflection...whateveah.....so when he said "that mans Father is my Fathers's son....he was talking about himself.