that turf doesn't look like the track at turfway.

"Why do people boo Joe Bravo? Don't they get it?"

That horsie will win the juvenile next year, too

"Why is it a post parade with no posts?"

"What good is a post parade without candy and Santa?"

i saw a pick six, but there were more than six horses picked. that can't be right.

i went by the pad dock, but i didn't see any boats. or any water for that matter. where are the boats?

who is the best breeders cup horse ever? oh, wait...that really is up there.

"Go to Esoteric to read the best thread evah"

Chuck's claiming Street Sense Sat for DT

Someone told me they were going to wheel the three. Do horses run faster with wheels?

'Why do the always say good racing luck? Why not just good luck? No one ever wished me good fucl<ing luck."

" I saw in a card where there was a special race for horses who had never won.YES! .......................Why do they think this race would be any different?"

"What does first time on laces mean? I don't see laces on their shoes."

" Why can't there be a betters objection? Darden would do well here."

"I heard the New York Giants offensive line got the mount on Balletto. Can anyone confirm?"

Good luck Morty....by the way, when we seeing your picks? Are these tooth picks, ice picks, or nose picks?

what's so special about an exacta bet? i mean, you have to have exactly who wins anyway, right? it's not like they have a close-ecta.

"I wish you would have said good hot walker luck...but that's ok. My fine anaylsis regarding the handling,installation and storage of corrugated feldspar will be on late this evening. Good boo-bee honking luck""

"How can a boy horse be a good mudder?"

"Which horses love the off track? And which off tracks will they be attending on BC day?"

do turf horses use cleats?

why would a horse run at a track that's off? no one will be there if it's closed.

why are they blindfolding that horse? how can he run if they cover up his head?!

"rontheman1964's AOL Chat Room BC Extravaganza"

how come it doesn't count if the rider falls off? it's not the horses fault.

" How much do quarter horses cost?"

" Whatever happened to 10 cents A Ride? Is he with Al Frankel now?"

"Why all of this talk of mules? I thought mules couldn't run in the BC?"

where are the chariots? don't some horses pull chariots?

" I met Harvey Pak's brother 6.



A-HAHAHAHA...little racing humor there."

"What are buggy races? Wouldn't it take a long time for buggies to race?"

"It's rude to announce a female horse is overweight."

"Fantasy Horse Racing is great because I always win in hand...err"

" What is horseradish made of?"

that's something that they manage to have all those horses born on the SAME DAY! those poor vets.

Why do they call it the stretch? I've never seen it get any bigger. It appears to stay the same size. They could just as easily call it the shrink.

" I think feed bags area great idea for humans.I would put the dwarf in mine."

"How do you spell INTEGRITY? A-S-S-M-U-S-S-E-N"

" I can't believe someone just asked another stupid question. Where do they think they are....The Padlock??"