I'm erasing everything I ever said here....you ingrates.

i for one think morty should get the tampax award.....stay in your room puto lolololololol:eek:

You would you doddering lunatic.






Go fucl< a merrily painted horse.

tag your it...ill be in the other forums......oh thats right..you cant go there...adios puto

Fucl< you ..you simple minded cokesocare.

denied...no soup for you!!!!!

1st round is over.

Go to your corners.

You have a minute to fix cuts, get vaseline on your eyeballs, and have your cornermen give your crotch a sponge bath.

2nd round and... fight.

Canterbury Tales was never this bad.






Thanks so much to both of you composers of great music.

Your kettledrums play with a water logged thud and your oboes fall from way up high into the orchestra pit like a drunken starling.

You're going to have to request that Mosticalli Mort change his name... he doesn't look very good.

BURP.




Oh excuse me.

Whiskey.

Blech!






Show some guts here ma'am.

You bet Morty to win...only!

At least play a 247 box in both exacta and trifecta.










You'll be gald you did.

I did throw him underneath the 2, 4 & 8.

That's the spirit!!









God your pitiful.

Thank you.

Oh forget it.

HEY!!

ROR!



How can Debo Ebie be on!!!!?


FR&L-A!!

Enough with the music metaphors and the theme of not understanding Morton's deep intellect.

Move on. New metaphor and quit your whimpering.

Type in the 3rd person and relate everything to movies ala Mary Catherine Gallagher... or something.
I know you can do it Morton you have stepped up before.

Billboards challenge you,Gardener.





Plant something....preferably yourself.

...just bore me, new music please.

And the Gardener and the Pee stuff have run their course. You can make more fun of me as a teacher. You have not used that excessively.

I am asking you to extend your horizons Morton. You have come through before. New material, new style.

I'll leave that honor to your students.




Leave me alone...is that asking so much?

My students like me for some strange reason.


Ok. I will cease.

Thanks.




Mighty white of you.

Oh I'm sorry I said that...you can bother me anytime you want.

Why do your students like you? Are you a serious teacher who really wants to help mold them and make them see better?

Or is because everyone gets an A?

I do want it understood,though, that I don't want the nimrod Dimmy to bother me.

Because I like what I teach.
I get overly excited and make a fool of myself.
And I have this strange belief that everyone really has a natural interest in the way the world works. It just has to be brought out. So I like doing demonstrations and labs and asking lots of what if questions.

If the teacher asks a what if I now do this, after doing a demonstration, (changes the demo a bit) and the kids can predict what should happen, and indeed it does happen, one knows their model of the way the world works is decent. So I do another what if. And it gets quite fun when the what ifs involve experiments that are counterintuitive. Then they see what you see (only better sometimes which is most exciting) and everyone gets very happy.

So I have fun. I like my job.

The only way I feel like I a molding anybody, is just bringing out the natural curiosity that already exists. I dont try and mold. I just like kids to ask questions about why things are the way they are. Not just simply look at some physical event, and not ask why.

Hey ..that's pretty good!


Molding was a bad term to use on my part.





I should have taken physics,but I didn't.I read the book Earth,Universe and Atom ( like a physics books for idiots) and like it very much.


It's good liking your job and being a good teacher.Too many don't...I think.

Gosh Sighty-poo....you're actually quite attractive.




Diaper isn't as dumb as I thought he was.

Good morning sporty fans.

I was saddend to see the announced retirement of WoodyWilko....one of my all time favs.At least he goes out standing up.


I am also saddened to see more incredibly dim witted posts from Dimmy.That guy needs a ghost post writer.




And who is standing to the left of Sighty-poo?

Morty, did I meet you at Sarah's toga yesterday? If not, when will I?

Ah don't thank so.

I am in disguise and have not met anyone here to date.



I'm pretty doggoned attractive and don't want jealous males attacking me because their females are attacking me.

Why do you think you met me?



Is Hossy trying to pretend he is me again?

George Clooney, is that you?

Oh you.....g'wan.






The truth is when wearing round sunglasses I am laughed at as people always say I look like the dead guy from Weekend At Bernies.








But the intelligent ones say I look like George Clooney.

Holy marshmellow Dispencer!


Your myspace is hideous!





I don't understand those things in the first place......but are you nuts....or what?

For your own safety as well as those around you, I must vote to keep you quarantined here in the sandbox.

How is the voting going so far?

Well I don't know what the count wound up being,but whatever it was Stevie is not too impressed.

Next time would you mind not stepping on my castle?

Next time bring your own pail and shovel ...if you don't mind.

!OOOOOOOOOO!




Good to see you ,sir.

Oh I can't complain....making more new enemies everyday.




I hope you are well.

I don't know if I will see a funnier exchange than you and Bogs had a few weeks ago.I laughed very hard...and you know I mean that in a good way.It was a classic....ya friggin' ****** ....ya.


=:>

Really?

Gosh...I like you both...how could he ,then, not like you?



Tell Stevie my password hasn't changed...he can sign on here as me again and send me an pm so we can straighten his sorry behind out....if CarlaHO has not failed to do so.



I think I'm done there Hossy.

No one there reacts anymore when I call them names.

I just can't live like that.