FIRE!!!







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FIRE!!!






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FIRE!!!




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LOL!!!

I thought it was pretty good,too!

good god....

you, my mortified friend, TAKE THE CAKE for your absolute uselessness to this board, and any other board, for that matter...

Little more needs to, or will be, said...

You figured it out real quick, didn't you Det. Callahan. Ya really picked up on that transparent hint.

Can't outfox The Fox.

The Detective's 4s at Aqueduct are not having a big day however.




His first was so bad it caused the second to be a gate scratch.

Jimbooleyitto




What can I say?


The Good Lord knows you've always been there for me.





I also am available for birthday parties.

how about you cajun, how are your boo bee's doing?

Tha's the beauty of Morté and why he should be president.

Ya know ya can't hide from the fuzz..Aunty.


Well done.



And it's Callaworthy ma'am...



...Callaworthy.

Do you mind?

I am now completely in your behoovenece.






Thebby who??

I don't know... you've seen em. What do you think? ;)

oh you know what i think..

just has been awhile since i saw them and i was just wondering how they are doing..

Tha' be some bad typin'.

Hmmm... it's tempting to go into detail.

i am really trying to force that dirty mind of yours out on this thread...


i have a feeling our man mort wont mind

Oh my.

How embarrassing.


I apologize as that was not my intent and it's just my sticking luck someone with a filthy mind like you would read it that way.




(I bet I misunderstood her...I always do that.

We'll soon find out.





Should be fun.)

WTF is this? What did I miss on that last trip?

Avoid the devil.

I know you can do it.

LMFAO!

Lori and I had a little fun driving home.

I am not the devil!


well maybe i can be a little devilish.... right cajun?


Oh yes and dell.. you missed round 2 at gulfstream park.

I bet you will never miss another round after this info

Ummm Grits,
Is this one of those threads that has been hijacked with sexual innuendo...quick do something to get it back on track.

There seems to be a serious identity problem here.


Would you mind checking posts first and make DEM SHOO they are addressed to you before you respond?

no, sorry, I read with my mouth and not my eyes

This post isn't directed to me, but I just felt like responding.

Damn, they're not that small! I'm pretty sure your mouth couldn't handle them both.

never know.. could be indirectly directed to you

oh you underestimate me my friend


an no they are not that small. on a scale from 1 - 10 i give them a 10.5

Then read me.

I'm crediting myself 10 pies for that one:


OOOOOOOOOO

laugh out loud!

Wonder if he's like RHT?

omg shush your mouth

Well, first you want me to open it and now you want me to shut it? Come on...

So, what do you think the chances are? Pretty slim, I think.

you can open it if you come visit me this weekend...

i think chances are slim to none and slim just left town

we just took over this thread

hopefully mort didnt get a complex

OK wait till Kev reads this thread. I'm going to pervert.com to set up a link to this thread. That should get some new members on here and make Steve want to kill me next time he sees me. LOL

I might actually keep my mouth shut this weekend... I need a break.