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philcski 10-27-2008 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Check yer jitter control.

I still haven't figured out which one I like best. The one on the left has the perfect big boo-bee bounce, but the one on the right has the perfect body
structure. Never too much of a good thing.

Mortimer 10-27-2008 10:03 PM

Left,right... for me.

hi_im_god 10-27-2008 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Left,right... for me.

so long as you get a good 45 minute break the order shouldn't matter.

hi_im_god 10-27-2008 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
This is probably too naughty to post here...
































annnnnnd...another thread i can't open at work.

Mortimer 10-27-2008 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god
so long as you get a good 45 minute break the order shouldn't matter.

It does....break or no break.

I'd just go back to left anyway.

Mortimer 10-27-2008 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god
annnnnnd...another thread i can't open at work.

This baby will get you right between the eyes.

Mortimer 10-27-2008 10:43 PM

And I withdraw my boo bee/pretty leg request to Dala.




:mad:

Mortimer 10-27-2008 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Bunch of prudes around here. Too bad Balletto isn't her anymore. She'd send you a boo-bee pic. She'd also send you a pud pic, but at this point beggars can't be choosers.

I know I'm pretty disgusted with the results.


I mean I'm an honorable guy. It's not like I would tell anyone.

Oh why bother with it anymore....I need a board with real women on it.Any suggestions?

Mortimer 10-27-2008 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
FOD. Plenty of bitches over there. ;)




SPIT!!!!















ror!!...SHIRLEY!!




They don't git no icier 'an 'at!!

SCUDSBROTHER 10-28-2008 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Bunch of prudes around here. Too bad Balletto isn't her anymore. She'd send you a boo-bee pic. She'd also send you a pud pic, but at this point beggars can't be choosers.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LgJQ...eature=related

The joke ending at 0:26 is a beauty.

Shows Igloos at 3:00.

SCUDSBROTHER 10-28-2008 03:02 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfz6QGmuvp4&NR=1

She seems to of let lil Trig apply her lipstick.



"I've never had problems with my other pregnancies, so I was shocked," said Palin.



See, she portrays herself as being sharp as a tack, but she was shocked when (at age 43) she had trouble with her 5th kid. This is the person he chose to take over if he became incapacitated? Come on!!

GPK 10-28-2008 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Mrs. Palin is speaking 5 minutes down the road from where I live tonight. I think I may go listen.
:rolleyes:

They said about 16,000 showed up last night to hear her speak. Have no fears you Democrats, this is the same area where a few thousand people showed up last weekend at a furniture store to see Ric Flair:wf

Mortimer 10-28-2008 09:15 AM

Hello ,SportyFans.

As you know...I come here,primarily, to talk about other posters on the site.

Yes.



To me--the subjects being written about are not nearly as goofy as who is doing the writing. To me---that is the subject.

And so...I come here today to announce SkidsMother as the goofiest poster I have ever read.

Uh...do ya think he is more than just a little upset with Mrs. Palin??

Boy!


I think he would really love sticking her in the penalty bra.


And what about that little support stocking of his...KGB?


Couple 12 year olds if ya ask me.



Anyways---more commentys later.Say...aren't the Fillies up 3-1?

GPK 10-28-2008 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Hello ,SportyFans.

As you know...I come here,primarily, to talk about other posters on the site.

Yes.



To me--the subjects being written about are not nearly as goofy as who is doing the writing. To me---that is the subject.

And so...I come here today to announce SkidsMother as the goofiest poster I have ever read.

Uh...do ya think he is more than just a little upset with Mrs. Palin??

Boy!


I think he would really love sticking her in the penalty bra.


And what about that little support stocking of his...KGB?


Couple 12 year olds if ya ask me.



Anyways---more commentys later.Say...aren't the Fillies up 3-1?

:mad: :mad:

Mortimer 10-28-2008 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
:mad: :mad:


Oh you know exactly what I mean.



Any friend of SkidsM is certainly a little off base.

Make that a lot.

GPK 10-28-2008 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh you know exactly what I mean.



Any friend of SkidsM is certainly a little off base.

Make that a lot.

I am alot of base...that's well documented.:)


I have known Scuds for a while. We disagree on many things...but I do consider him a friend.

I consider you a friend too...no matter what Fate Lires and Hussy say about you.:tro:

Mortimer 10-28-2008 10:11 AM

Yes...a friend that summarily turned on you and almost ate you whole!

GPK 10-28-2008 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Yes...a friend that summarily turned on you and almost ate you whole!

He didn't turn....


































thats just Scuds being Scuds;)


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