" Why does Dannie like female boo-bees?"

" I have to go to the hardware store now for a red bush.Thank you all for your help."

"Will Coke Zero be available at Monmouth?"

"I'll be in the clubhouse on Saturday. Do they serve Gabagool?"

"Hi, the name is Teddy. I'm looking for a bbw that's into horses."

"What is a hip? Don't tell me this is a Huey Lewis Fan Club."

"FYI - My brother is racing on BC day"

"BC Drawl"

"Good Luck Street Sense!! Hit me up on the celly after the race...k?"

"Will there be jumbo croutons in the infield?"

"Who is the halftime entertainment?"

what kind of alcohol is in a daily double?

"Where can I find Hank Goldberg's selections?"

what kind of alcohol is in hank goldberg?

do the tout sheets fit on a queen size bed?

"If I spot Bob Costas in a crowd do I win a prize?"

"I have been booted from serious threadworksville...I am confined to rooms again. How can I fashion my toothbrush back into a shiv?"

" Have I got a tip sheet for you!"

"What is serious cat? And should I be afraid?"

"Is Whodey bringing the Blowfish to the BC?"