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Mortimer 10-16-2007 03:06 PM

I think Mr. Pants is mighty jealous over the accomplishments of the BT and particualrly the NUMBER ONE TEAM IN ALL THE LAND!!!!!



I do notice he won't answer any of my questions as he Shirley knows the answers and would not want to look silly.







But I have studied paranoid schizos and would not make fun of him.....that just wouldn't be me.

Mortimer 10-16-2007 03:10 PM

Interesting:




http://espn.go.com/endofcentury/s/ot...rivalries.html

Coach Pants 10-16-2007 03:11 PM

This Heisman deal is about as ridiculous as caring about who's going to win HOY. Who, outside of Cryin Dispencer and a bunch of girls, would care about an award?

What matters is national championships. Your team has 7. Mine has 11.

Individual achievements are meaningless in a team sport. I'm sure you would love to trade in 6 of those Heismans for 4 NC's, eh? Or do you have a lifetime subscription to Star Magazine?

Coach Pants 10-16-2007 03:11 PM

Again, linking an ESPN article just proves my point. Thanks.

Mortimer 10-16-2007 03:16 PM

I think I prove mine...don't you?


Every point I make are ONLY factoids.....and you brush it off as ....bias??



Shame on you.


I'm guessing your team is Alybamy.





Check you figures...I believe we both have 12.



But we beat the dickens out of you every other way possible....yes...starting with Heismans. I wouls think if you had more then it would become a little more acceptable to you.






Hey...who is Alybamy's coach now?


And where are they ranked???



I don't blame you for not admitting they are your team.

Coach Pants 10-16-2007 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I think I prove mine...don't you?


Every point I make are ONLY factoids.....and you brush it off as ....bias??



Shame on you.


I'm guessing your team is Alybamy.





Check you figures...I believe we both have 12.



But we beat the dickens out of you every other way possible....yes...starting with Heismans. I wouls think if you had more then it would become a little more acceptable to you.






Hey...who is Alybamy's coach now?


And where are they ranked???



I don't blame you for not admitting they are your team.

Fact: I made money on the BCS championship by putting money on Florida's nose while you were clutching your Coach Tressel signed sweatervest and crying.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Di...l_championship

Mortimer 10-16-2007 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Fact: I made money on the BCS championship by putting money on Florida's nose while you were clutching your Coach Tressel signed sweatervest and crying.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Di...l_championship


Oh I don't bet.



Hey...does this help?





Greatest Sports Rivalries - Ohio State vs. Michigan
Ohio State and Michigan have been rivals on the football field for over 100 years. The two teams from the Big 10 played each other for the first time in 1897 and have done battle in the final game of the regular season every year since 1935. In 2003, these teams played for the 100th time and the US Congress recognized the rivalry as the greatest in sports history. Overall, the Michigan Wolverines hold an edge in games between the two teams, 57-39-6.

Mortimer 10-16-2007 03:27 PM

Oh..by the way....ah still don't see Alybamer in the top 5 listings of all time.









Do you?

Mortimer 10-16-2007 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Fact: I made money on the BCS championship by putting money on Florida's nose while you were clutching your Coach Tressel signed sweatervest and crying.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Di...l_championship



The true and more encompassing polls I dislayed show 12/12.....maybe you should count them...I could have made a boo-boo.

Mortimer 10-16-2007 03:34 PM

FACTOMUNDO:




Ohio State is in the all time top 5 in wins and pct.

Alybamer is not.


I could lay tons more of hardware on you in addition...but you won't believe it.

Mortimer 10-16-2007 03:36 PM

Ah wonder why Congress didn't vote for Alybamer/Auburny???








I mean..it's a fact they didn't.

Mortimer 10-16-2007 03:47 PM

Golly I wish someone else would join in.


I simply adore meeting new people and making new friends!!










Yes I do!

Coach Pants 10-16-2007 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
The true and more encompassing polls I dislayed show 12/12.....maybe you should count them...I could have made a boo-boo.

I'm not counting. You made a boo-boo.

Cajungator26 10-16-2007 04:19 PM

Morty, you sound like a noodle fan. Hey! At least you've got history!

Mortimer 10-16-2007 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Morty, you sound like a noodle fan. Hey! At least you've got history!

Well you look like one.





YES!!....history was as recent as yesterday....which mean Ohios has won an NC a lot more recently than Alybama.

You want recent?

I'll bet Ohios record this century is better than Flory-dahs and Alybamers.


You SECOND fans sound like PacMan fans.

Mortimer 10-16-2007 04:50 PM

Best since 2000:


Oklahoma, 85-15 (.850)
Boise State, 80-15 (.842)
Texas, 80-16 (.833)
Ohio State, 80-18 (.816)
Miami (Fla.), 75-19 (.798)
USC, 74-20 (.787


Gee....no SECONDS here either.

Hey...that recent enough fer ya'all??

Mortimer 10-16-2007 04:54 PM

WELL ....recent history fans????

Mortimer 10-16-2007 04:58 PM

Thank you for your courageous output....MS. Cajunfreightah.

Mortimer 10-16-2007 06:27 PM

Well it was really great embarrassing SECOND fans..but again...let's get back to business:







by: Charlotte Bronte



THERE'S no use in weeping,
Though we are condemned to part:
There's such a thing as keeping
A remembrance in one's heart:

There's such a thing as dwelling
On the thought ourselves have nurs'd,
And with scorn and courage telling
The world to do its worst.

We'll not let its follies grieve us,
We'll just take them as they come;
And then every day will leave us
A merry laugh for home.

When we've left each friend and brother,
When we're parted wide and far,
We will think of one another,
As even better than we are.

Every glorious sight above us,
Every pleasant sight beneath,
We'll connect with those that love us,
Whom we truly love till death !

In the evening, when we're sitting
By the fire perchance alone,
Then shall heart with warm heart meeting,
Give responsive tone for tone.

We can burst the bonds which chain us,
Which cold human hands have wrought,
And where none shall dare restrain us
We can meet again, in thought.

So there's no use in weeping,
Bear a cheerful spirit still;
Never doubt that Fate is keeping
Future good for present ill !

Cajungator26 10-16-2007 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well you look like one.





YES!!....history was as recent as yesterday....which mean Ohios has won an NC a lot more recently than Alybama.

You want recent?

I'll bet Ohios record this century is better than Flory-dahs and Alybamers.


You SECOND fans sound like PacMan fans.

I could care less about OSU's record this century. How has Ohio St fared against the SEC in bowl games? Hmmm...

2006 41-14 (Lost to FLORY-DAH)
2002 31-28 (Lost to South Carolina)
2001 24-7 (Lost to South Carolina)
1996 20-14 (Lost to Tennessee)
1995 24-17 (Lost to Alabama)
1993 21-14 (Lost to Georgia)
1990 31-14 ((Lost to Auburn)
1978 35-6 (Lost to Alabama)


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