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Mortimer 08-27-2007 11:12 AM

Mr. Gardener;

I can't see you,but I want to help.




As soon as you can...purchase the AllmanBrothers album..Brothers and HO'S...I mean Sisters.

Oh it's a fine collection...but what I want you to do is get it your car-car and head on down the highway.... with winders down.

Put on Jessica.... full volume.





Then come back here and tell me you are not one happy guy.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Gone there? I camp there at least 3 nights a week.



Morty....how would I know if I liked you or not since I have you on ignore...




no..wait...










Phooey.

GPK 08-27-2007 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Phooey.


YOU HAVE THIS PERSON ON IGNORE
MESSAGE READS


Phooey

Mortimer 08-27-2007 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
YOU HAVE THIS PERSON ON IGNORE
MESSAGE READS


Phooey


ror!


You ignoreHO!

Mortimer 08-27-2007 11:44 AM

Soomeone check to see if GPK has a snowy woody.

GPK 08-27-2007 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Soomeone check to see if GPK has a snowy woody.


glad you didn't say Sumwon....

Mortimer 08-27-2007 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
glad you didn't say Sumwon....

I was going to say sumwunhung...but thought better of it.






I'm sure you're proud to be living the life of Riley.

GPK 08-27-2007 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I was going to say sumwunhung...but thought better of it.






I'm sure you're proud to be living the life of Riley.


My life is good...but not as good as DebODeb's

Mortimer 08-27-2007 12:08 PM

And you are changing your name to GpkOGpk....when?

Rileyoriley 08-27-2007 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
My life is good...but not as good as DebODeb's


My life isn't so good right now. It's called WorkOWork. :(

GPK 08-27-2007 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
And you are changing your name to GpkOGpk....when?


not until my daily post quota is met....I have failed miserably of late....and happily so.:cool:

Mortimer 08-27-2007 12:14 PM

Well I guess we have reached the truly sickening stage now.





I must go to my cozy dooryard and retch.


You have yourself a great DayODay.

Rileyoriley 08-27-2007 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well I guess we have reached the truly sickening stage now.





I must go to my cozy dooryard and retch.


You have yourself a great DayODay.


You TooOToo!

Mortimer 08-27-2007 12:40 PM

Thank uOu.





But I have retched.

As it appears GPK is confused.

I wish he were in the Gelf of Mexico.

GPK 08-27-2007 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Thank uOu.





But I have retched.

As it appears GPK is confused.

I wish he were in the Gelf of Mexico.



There is a shock....

GPK 08-27-2007 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
My life isn't so good right now. It's called WorkOWork. :(


WorkOWOrk SucksOSucks.....

but I am winning $250Mill in the MegaMillions tomorrow night:cool:

Mortimer 08-27-2007 01:00 PM

Gee GPK.....do ya like your chances that much?

Oh well.....score once...and I guess one thinks one can score again.





But anyhooo.....being in a confused state may have some benefit.Anyways...I have to help Jill fetch a pail of water. I hope when I come down that I have not harmed my crown.



You behive now.

Buzz in later .

GPK 08-27-2007 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Gee GPK.....do ya like your chances that much?

Oh well.....score once...and I guess one thinks one can score again.





But anyhooo.....being in a confused state may have some benefit.Anyways...I have to help Jill fetch a pail of water. I hope when I come down that I have not harmed my crown.



You behive now.

Buzz in later .

I do like my chances that much.....I am quite possibly the luckiest man alive (save for the opening 5 days of Saratoga)

but I digress...



I mean digest....burp....great lunch I had...

anyways...I digress again....




as I was saying....


















what was I saying?

Mortimer 08-27-2007 01:09 PM

Have you seen DillingerHO?





HOOVESINSIDEHISHEAD said he was a stand up guy.

Ah wonder how he would know?

I am going to Sara'sToga next year.....do you think I will be killed?

Mortimer 08-27-2007 01:16 PM

And who did you do there ?


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