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How could I forget that zinger? That Dillinger, he's like Henny Youngman with a gelf club, ah tell ya. |
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!! He and Dr. Fakir would make quite a twosome. Oh.....the airport is open again.....I must now leave. It has been great fun. Ya never know where my fine board buddies and me will meet again. Just remember that. |
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Let me see: We have a guy here who looks like he is locked into Esoteric Room only...and when he is out roaming on the other forums, anybody who gets him angered he coolly threatens to kill the prey and then eat them! Are you FBI agent Clarice Starling and trying to spring our own Dr. Hanibal Lecter on the innocents? Remember when the good doctor escaped? Would you and Cajun like some some fava beans and a nice chianti ?  |
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But..... please,sir....I do not chew my prey. I merely kill Dillinger I mean my prey and move on. |
Morton amusing... sometimes.
Are you sure the poster in your female harem is/are female? I do not trust antitrust for obvious reasons. I think it would squish you Morton. Careful. Something about a Sandwich was mentioned... I think Morton would end up in the middle. Not pretty to think about. |
Sequestering is best for Morty....but I'll throw in the cell and 3 squares a day!:D
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It's two meals a day and the first one is OATMEAL.
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THAT should help with the irregularity 'thing'! |
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A subtle shot fired back... ouch!
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Well it appears I have fallen out of favor with all but none....almost.
But no problem...I have left anyways.I never did like her. I have left the other place as well,but in a way I am thought still there. I excell at camouflage. No one likes me. Good. I do not want to be liked. Take The Gardener . Please! I cut him out of the pack long ago.I laid in wait...well camouflaged...and then... ....SPSSSSSS! I struck like the viper. But he is not aware.Oh no......not unlike many as he. His kind are all over. I see them all the time. They do not know they are dead. |
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SPSSSSS! Struck like the Viper... God dang it he makes me laugh. SIT DOWN Mr. Darden... Good Christ... |
You have again shown signs of quality FM reception.
A stone and a feather may fall at the same rate in a vacuum....but no one would hear the landing. It won't help the forest riddle,though. |
Six o’clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream I was kissin’ MORTE'By a crystal blue italian stream But I can’t be late ’cause then I guess I just won’t get paid These are the days When you wish your bed was already made It’s just another manic MORTE' I wish it was sunday ’cause that’s my funday My I don’t have to runday It’s just another manic MORTE' Have to catch an early train Got to be to work by nine And if I had an air-o-plane I still couldn’t make it on time ’cause it takes me so long Just to figure out what I’m gonna wear Blame it on the train But the boss is already there All of the nights Why did my lover have to pick last night To get down Doesn’t it matter That I have to feed the both of us Employment’s down I tell him in my bedroom voice C’mon MORTE' honey, let’s go make some noise Time it goes so fast When you’re having fun |
hey hunny,
did you see MortyFeatherbed win at Sarah's toga today? It made me think of you. Well everything makes me think of you :) (that last line was for you peegarden) |
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Why that was mighty sweet of you ma'am. And I was not aware of this. You are kidding ...right? Some day, and that day may never come, I will present my thudder to you and we'll see what happens. Not everyone knows of the correct procedure. |
Face front, true believers!
Just got back from the doc's office. Turns out all of those hives were due to an allergic reaction to pee. THEREFORE, I will have to put PeeGarden on ignore. |
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actually I am not kidding... the horses' name is Featherbed I threw the Morty in for fun in an exacta (;) ) |
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**** I think I have that same thing. |
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