LMAO!:D

..boo-hoo...cry-cry....I miss me so much already.......

...how could I do this to me?.....sob,cry,sob....

..why if I ever see me again.........oh what's the use.....this is terrible...
















I don't want to live.



I do not want to live.

..God knows I've tried....I tried to be what everyone wanted...I was their friend......I was their ear...I was their confidant..........I was their very bad man.....I was their object of affection.....


...but now look at me......I have been used up and tossed into the trash can like a crinkled up 5x8 card........and I have left me....






...and nowhere to go because no one wants me.....











.....oh sob,cry....HONK! .....sob-sob...cry-cry....

pull yourself together Morty....there's no whining at Derby Trail:rolleyes:

...even Thebby now mocks me....






....this is truly the end.......I cannot sink any deeper.....



...I cannot go on without me.....

..even %$#@! doesn't want me.......more rejection....I have left me and no one wants me....







...deeper into the abyss I sink.......knowing what the end brings,but not knowing where the end is......






...I am so full of woe...no one knows woe as I know woe....






....woe is mah a s s.......

Listen to Thebby. Whining is very unbecoming behavior for a distinguished duster such as yourself.

Thank you...I have come to your...I mean my senses.