Note to myself:






I know.


Read whodoyouworkforImeanlooklikethread this morning.


Wosre than pathetic.







Consider "quarantine worthy".

I think Morty is in love with me....

Note to myself:






Just barfed all over place.



Someone has vision of granduer.



Would be my vision of worst case scenario.

Note to myself:






MM debate team members still looking up "sychophant".





Also huddling to come up with better counter than "boogers".





Think they have looooong way to go.

note to myself

Suggest to Morte' that he may, JUST MAY, not be the sharpest knife in the drawer,

but he works well the part.

Being unkind never illuminates us,

it only lowers our own image in the eyes of those around us

Please, go and lay down, rest a bit

You'll come back your well spoken self, I'm sure.

Note to myself...

...made $750 in the time it took Morti$hitimer to read the Well Now thread...


glad he can read his own writing...


must've come from the dam's side.


She was a real fighter...never could win....but dammit, she could read the words on her stall...

Note to myself:




Possibly tell Swill I may not be sharpest knife in all drawers.....but considering this drawer.....






.....spoon sharp is more than adequate.

Whatever you say Morte', whatever you say.

I'm tired now, I'm going to take a long, deep, hot bath with rose scented sea salts, and drink a little Chardonnay and eat my bonbons.

Later.

Note to myself:





Wish Swill good luck.




Certainly hope Anthony Perkins is not lurking in bathroom.

Note to self:

Buy kid locks for the drawers to keep HiQ kid from killing himself...

...find old MMC album for him to listen to before nap time.

Tell him if he doesn't understand the words, his mom had trouble with those too.

Note to myself:



The huddle was a colossal failure.





PJ Man forgot to claim he just made another $750.

Note to myself:



Vaporization Chamber smoking....needs attention due to overuse.



Must provide maintenance.




Alos consider purchasing 10 more chambers.

Note to self:

Remind Morty that the dull knives in the drawer are always available for spelling consultations.

Note to myself:



MM debate team members reduced to pointing out spelling errors as only possible counters.



This goes all the way back to GreatInternet Comebacks VOL I.





Consider purchasing 20 more chambers.

Note to myself:

Check VIX to make sure it wasn't more than I thought.

Do not chastise those that cannot comprehend the possibility of making more than one's own hourly wage over the course of an hour.

Log off and apply self to matters of more importance, such as one's oral argument to be made in front of an audience in approximately 5 days.

Note to myself:




rule-eng un ze flour!!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!!







Pardon me.









Wonder if oral arguement is to be in front of frog audience.

Arguer may have chance at passing grade then.

Apparently he has made another $750.



But I wouldn't know.

Note to myself:


Think he is arguing about whether he really has had all those $750 days.

Must provide proof.




Going to be in big trouble.

Don't think circles on programs will be enough.


Also will have to explain circle erasures.








He's toast.

Note to self:


Say....May it please the court instead of May it please the frogs...

Note to self:

do not show options trades to idiots....they will kill themselves for playing horsies all these years.

Note to myself:




Why not show options trades to idiots?






Probabaly because they fell off their chairs in laughter the last time he did.