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Rileyoriley
07-15-2012, 06:32 PM
Jim Dandy (Saratoga 7/28) and Haskell (Monmouth 7/29)

Pick your WPS horse in each race. Use that pick in exactas and tris.

Arletta
07-15-2012, 10:06 PM
2018


:D
:tro:

Sightseek
07-16-2012, 08:37 PM
Ned and Hydra would like to donate their newly released autobiography "Such Wonderful People: The Belmont's Rise to Sara's Toga Elite" to the winnah!

Rileyoriley
07-17-2012, 07:08 PM
Ned and Hydra would like to donate their newly released autobiography "Such Wonderful People: The Belmont's Rise to Sara's Toga Elite" to the winnah!

Autographed of course.

my miss storm cat
07-17-2012, 07:10 PM
Jim Dandy (Saratoga 7/28) and Haskell (Monmouth 7/29)

Pick your WPS horse in each race. Use that pick in exactas and tris.
Horse or horses? How many horses per race and why or why not?

Can we pick, say... all of them?

Rileyoriley
07-17-2012, 07:14 PM
Horse or horses? How many horses per race and why or why not?

Can we pick, say... all of them?

Pick as many as you like! Cheating is encouraged in all ClydeVivor contests.:D

my miss storm cat
07-17-2012, 07:18 PM
Pick as many as you like! Cheating is encouraged in all ClydeVivor contests.:D
FInal question for now... can we pick horses who aren't actually entered?

No wait that might get confusing.

Nevah mind. :p

Rileyoriley
07-17-2012, 07:34 PM
FInal question for now... can we pick horses who aren't actually entered?

No wait that might get confusing.

Nevah mind. :p

You may pick horses who wanted to enter but couldn't due to injury or illness. The only requirement is they must be 3 year olds and TB's (not that our contest committee is racist toward quarterhorses, trotters, or any other breed :o).

Sightseek
07-17-2012, 07:43 PM
You may pick horses who wanted to enter but couldn't due to injury or illness. The only requirement is they must be 3 year olds and TB's (not that our contest committee is racist toward quarterhorses, trotters, or any other breed :o).

What if we're in our time machine while picking horses?

Rileyoriley
07-17-2012, 07:49 PM
What if we're in our time machine while picking horses?

Then all your picks must be 3 year olds in the same year (Sunday Silence/Easy Goer or Unbridled/Summer Squall but not Easy Goer/Unbridled). Hope this clears things up.:D

my miss storm cat
07-17-2012, 09:23 PM
What if we're in our time machine while picking horses?
You read my mind! :D

I have a question...

Are we allowed to choose horses who aren't geldings? :confused:

This is something that wasn't exactly spelled out in the rules and I know you're busy and all Deb O Deb but if you're gonna run a contest you kinda need to address this one.

Was also curious if the horses we choose can be imaginary or not.

Personally I would rather choose real live horsies but I just need to be clear cause will have to start thinking of names now if they are alive only in my mind.

Rileyoriley
07-18-2012, 06:58 PM
You read my mind! :D

I have a question...

Are we allowed to choose horses who aren't geldings? :confused:

This is something that wasn't exactly spelled out in the rules and I know you're busy and all Deb O Deb but if you're gonna run a contest you kinda need to address this one.

Was also curious if the horses we choose can be imaginary or not.

Personally I would rather choose real live horsies but I just need to be clear cause will have to start thinking of names now if they are alive only in my mind.

You may choose horses who aren't geldings and also those who never had those 2 important appendages (also known as fillies). You may also choose imaginary horses if AND ONLY IF they have existed in your mind for some time and can be verified by a therapist not named Morty.

Rileyoriley
07-24-2012, 08:07 PM
Due to popular demand, (ok, just Clyde demanded), I'm adding the W Virginia Derby 8/4 to the contest thus making it the ClydeVivor Triple. Clyde's most favorite horsey, Hansen, will be running in the WV Derby unless they change their minds again.:zz:

Sightseek
07-24-2012, 08:11 PM
Due to popular demand, (ok, just Clyde demanded), I'm adding the W Virginia Derby 8/4 to the contest thus making it the ClydeVivor Triple. Clyde's most favorite horsey, Hansen, will be running in the WV Derby unless they change their minds again.:zz:

Don't you mean the ClydeVivor Hansen Free Square Triple sponsored by Vanity Fair?

Rileyoriley
07-24-2012, 09:32 PM
Don't you mean the ClydeVivor Hansen Free Square Triple sponsored by Vanity Fair?

I have no idea what I mean anymore.:D

Arletta
07-24-2012, 09:53 PM
ohhhhhhhh.... A threesome!!! :p

Rileyoriley
07-25-2012, 09:18 PM
I have lost control of this contest.:wf

Rileyoriley
07-28-2012, 12:10 PM
A handicapping guide by Clyde:


===============================================





Hello SportyFans.


This is Clyde Ten Pied McBride .........typing.

I know how thrilled you all are to finally have a rare opportunity to read me.It's almost as exciting for me to be here-----almost.

I'm going to provide you with in depth analysis of todays 5 star race.Should be a real jim dandy.Forget the name of it, but it's that $600,000 deal at Sara's today.I have chosen not to go off the main today so as not to endanger the board life of my conduit here............................boy ,is that not only is a bad use of the term but a real woody generator as well.

I am talking about what'shername, of course. Forgot it ,too.Just look at the name of who posted this for me....that's her.I'll bet she has a really,really fine dupa, but I have no way of knowing

Before I start I would point out that if the timing of this race is right.....Scotis,still running from last year's same race,could well win this thing.So should that happen----well I get credit.

The Indians make me want to vomit. They knock off Detroit who had the funny guy from MAD TV pitching,then get slaughtered the very next night by that awful collection of players called the Twins.Oh well, that's horsey racing.



What am I saying??

That's baseball.

Oh my God.



All right, it's time.










If I could only remember for what.










God this is embarrassing.










Nuts....tell you what, while I try to remember-----I'm throwing out my analysis for the Dim Jandy today.





1....Alfalfa

Shouldn't a Little Rascal be in the Eddie Haskell?



Yes.



crinkle...


trash can




2....Stay Firsty Falcony


Already a keepah!





3....Atigun


Doesn't that sound like a brand name for a dental adhesive?

Name one dental adhesive who won the Dim Jandy.


....uh,no....



crinkle...


trash can






4....Neck N' Neck


What if he wins by a neck?

You know who he reminds me of? Perk N' Peak.

Remember? The name of the method for stimulating SightyPoo's nipples.



Do you think Neck N' Neck excites SightyPoo's nipples?

Ah don't.





crinkle...


trash can






5....Joe Adonis


Can an LCN head from the 50's hit the boards in this race?

I do think so.

Those guys fix races....and believe me,this race is fixed.



So, keepah.






6....Teeth of the Dog



What the fucl< does that mean!!?


Stupid.





crinkle...


trash can






7....The Hay's On


And the cow jumped over the moon.

Jimmy Cracked corn and I don't care.

Cry me a friggin' rivah.







whiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!







8....







Don't laugh....this isn't funny.

He won't score anyways-----whoever he was.





Stay Firsty Falcony for WPS....e-box him with Joe Adonis.

The tri box is 2,5 and Stevie out (all).

If that gets you darted,what'syourname....too bad-----way it goes.

Rileyoriley
07-28-2012, 12:24 PM
After reading your race analysis, I'm going with Alpha WPS and box him in exactas, trifectas, biliofectas, etc. with My Adonis and Neck n Neck.

Sightseek
07-28-2012, 12:59 PM
I'll take Neck and Neck, he'll be both first and second by a perk and a peak.

Arletta
07-28-2012, 02:40 PM
Neck 'n Neck -WPS with Fast Falcon and Teeth of The Wolf for my threesome :)

Rileyoriley
07-28-2012, 02:55 PM
My Miss Storm Cat has been kidnapped by Canadian Space Aliens but she managed to text me her picks while being abducted:

Atigun-WPS with
My Adonis and Liaison
wrap them all up in a pretty bow.:D

Rileyoriley
07-28-2012, 02:56 PM
I'll take Neck and Neck, he'll be both first and second by a perk and a peak.

We have received SNOTS and THUDS from his royal highness Sir Clydiepoo.:p

Arletta
07-28-2012, 03:37 PM
My Miss Storm Cat has been kidnapped by Canadian Space Aliens but she managed to text me her picks while being abducted:

Atigun-WPS with
My Adonis and Liaison
wrap them all up in a pretty bow.:D

Please don't tell me she got darted :mad:

herkhorse
07-28-2012, 04:45 PM
I'll take the 8, but I'm pretty sure I already won.

herkhorse
07-28-2012, 04:46 PM
oh yeah, and the 7 in the exacta

Rileyoriley
07-28-2012, 05:42 PM
Please don't tell me she got darted :mad:

Nope! Just waylaid by those darn aliens.:D

Rileyoriley
07-28-2012, 05:45 PM
Me-$44.70
Sighty-$8.60
Arletta-$8.60
MMSC-0
Herky-0
Clyde-0


Looking forward to your Haskell selections Clyde!!!!:{>:

Arletta
07-28-2012, 07:07 PM
Very fine work Mom :tro:

Rileyoriley
07-29-2012, 10:49 AM
Sun, Jul 29, 2012 05:20 AM
THE EDDIE HASKELL FINE ANALYSIS


( By the way, nice to see the contest organizer is winning.Way to make the contest look to be on the up and up.)


(Oh----Arletta,perhaps you should walk....ya dog.)


( One more thing....since Hansen's appendages have multiple paranoid schizo syndrome and have shut out Hansen from this race----I am declaring him the official winner.The rest of this is only window dressing.)






1....NONIOS



NO-nios????

Is that some sort of Greek philosopher who didn't know what he was talking about??

At least make him YESIOS....why,then he'd have a chance.




But no.






crinkle...


trash can






2....LONIHAN



Stick to drag strips.

This is an abundantly overrated moo cow.




crinkle...


trash can.




( huge field for this big race...so nice)






3....PLASTERER



who is baffert!!!!??






crink-EL...


trash can



( must be at least 5 horsey's, maybe more, in this baby)






4....FELDSPAROLOGIST


Igneous rock would be embarrassed.

A candidate for the last place finisher's trophy: An autographed photo of Hugh Beaumont as the Beaver's Father.






nyyyyyooooooooooow!!



thud







5....KEEPAH KEEPPAH KEEPAH!!!!


Sorry, got a little excited.






6.....STEALCASE


Is this code for STEALRACE?

Or is this Cat Thief in a donkey suit?

What in God's name am I talking about fer FUCl< sakes!!?




Nice horse, just don't like 'im.

( Mikey Beer told me to say that.)




crinkle...


trash can









HANDSOME CLYDE ---- oh , that's a given...I meant HANDSOME MIKE to WHIPS.

Stevie out for exacta and tri boxes.



Bad racing luck.

Rileyoriley
07-29-2012, 10:58 AM
Haskell picks (sorry to disagree with you Handsome Clyde :p):

Paynter WPS

Gemologist and Nonios boxes

Arletta
07-29-2012, 11:05 AM
Gemologist WPS

Paynter and Dullahan

Sightseek
07-29-2012, 11:53 AM
Nonios is greek yogurt for horseys.


Everyone knows that.

Sightseek
07-29-2012, 11:55 AM
Give me Paynter WPS and "stevie out" my exacta and trifectas.

Rileyoriley
07-29-2012, 06:14 PM
Me-$44.70
Sighty-$8.60
Arletta-$8.60
MMSC-0
Herky-0
Clyde-0


Looking forward to your Haskell selections Clyde!!!!:{>:
Sighty-$107.10
Me-$75.10
Arletta-$8.60
MMSC, Herky, and Clyde-0

Arletta
07-29-2012, 06:17 PM
Me-$75.10
Sighty-$39.00
Arletta-$8.60
MMSC, Herky, and Clyde-0


whoa!!! Go Mom!!!

Rileyoriley
07-29-2012, 06:19 PM
whoa!!! Go Mom!!!

Thanks but see above post.:p

Arletta
07-29-2012, 06:27 PM
Thanks but see above post.:p


!!

What the.....:zz:

Arletta
07-29-2012, 06:28 PM
Sighty-$107.10
Me-$75.10
Arletta-$8.60
MMSC, Herky, and Clyde-0


Congrats Sighty Poo :tro:

my miss storm cat
07-30-2012, 03:45 PM
Please don't tell me she got darted :mad:
Not yet. :D

My Miss Storm Cat has been kidnapped by Canadian Space Aliens but she managed to text me her picks while being abducted:


They said I could have a five minute horsie break! :p

Sorry I missed yesterday - congrats to all who did well and do I even wanna know where Gemologist finished or shall we just leave it alone? :wf

my miss storm cat
08-01-2012, 08:13 PM
A little bit confused sistah so I need you explain something.

If Burbon Courage does not and I repeat does not have a colorful tail can I still use him?

Also wondering if, since Old Dog and I missed this past weekend.... can we play it now even though we're late?

Am a big Gemologist fan and so had to ask.

Thanks much.

Rileyoriley
08-01-2012, 09:13 PM
A little bit confused sistah so I need you explain something.

If Burbon Courage does not and I repeat does not have a colorful tail can I still use him?

Also wondering if, since Old Dog and I missed this past weekend.... can we play it now even though we're late?

Am a big Gemologist fan and so had to ask.

Thanks much.

You may use horses with colored tails, non-colored tails, no tails, and hair extensions.

Both of you may feel free to post your picks from the haskell now but you may not check past race charts. Fair enough???:D


HEY CLYDE!!!!!! We need your race analysis for the West Virginny Derby.:rolleyes:

Rileyoriley
08-02-2012, 08:27 PM
I have received Clyde's super duper, spectacular race analysis of the WVirginny. However some of the lead in is a trifle confusing (I know! Hard to believe :zz:). I need to check on some things before I post it.

Rileyoriley
08-02-2012, 08:58 PM
I have received my instructions and I will follow them just to shut him-I mean make him happy.:D





Thu, Aug 02, 2012 04:31 PM
Ah legally, though only momentarily, take over this thread in pursuit of brangin' criminals ta justice. Mah name is Lt. Greenwoood, Boomont P'lice Dept.Got me a warrant for a Miss A. Woodshed who may well also be harborin' another criminal bah the name a Justonius . Both these should be considered ta be armed an' dang'rous.We believe they may be hangin' out here.Do not trah ta ape-ree-hand these dang;rous sadwanders yerself.If yew know their where'bouts, pm me.Ah been trackin' Miss Barnsad fer about 4 years now and would love ta stick her as.s in the hoosgow.

Thank yew.

================================================== ==

Good Grief.

I'm frightened.

Deb-O-Deb....hold me!!





Thank you so much.I feel safe now. Also love feeling your boo bees squeeze into my chest.

Alrighty then!

Lt. Greenwood will love this.






THE WEST VIRGINNY REALLY,REALLY BIG DEAL BELLY RUBBIN' KINTUCKY DERBY!!


YAY!










1....MACHO COW


Well he did win the Mountaineer 500.

Why is there not an East Virginny?

Just thayin'.



So anyways....


crinkle...


trash can





2....ZERO OF ORDER


Is here only to watch the Dance of the Virgins after the race...should they find any to dance.




crinkle...


trash can





3....ZE CAMELSPOT


Unshore as to origin.French? Iraqi?

Does it really matter?



Ah don't thank so.




crinkle...


trash can






4....MACHO MACHO








crinkle crinkle...


trash can trash can







5....MORGAN'S GUERRILLA


Could this be Morgan David?

Do you know how to make Morgan David wine?

Slap him.



ha-ha!!..ssssso funny! Get it? wine-whine?


Oh never mind.





CRINK-EL!...


trash can







6....CALLED A NERD


Good deal.






nyyyoooooow!!


thud







7.....LE BERNARDIN



Sounds like a woman's hot lingerie.

Toe bed zees es hawsey rec-ing....although I am now experiencing woody growth.I am very impressionable. Ah wonder if The Debber could tell us what she is wearing down under?





Like she will.

She won't.

Honula will though!!






She has absolutely no pride....that's why I like the little first degree griddle sizzler!



I forgot what I was talking about.

Fucl<age.







8....DRUNKEN GUTLESS SLOB


He lives in his own world of fantasy.

Oh , I do too....but at least I'm not a drunk.




crinkle...


trash can









9....YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!


KEEPAHKEEPAH!!KEEPAH!KEEPAH!KEEPAHKEEPAH!!KEEPAH!K EEPAH!

Make him look like a Zebrah!!








10....Grant's Pen


Out of ink,paint his tail pink.

But this is West Virginny,paint his pud All The Way Grey....it's Purpley Sky's and Rainbows City.





whiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!











The chicken dinnah winnah is....YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!


I choose all of Arletta's picks for the erotics.

WHOA!

I mean exotics.



For purposes of safety....I also will use SightyPooKins' Steive Outs.

Perhaps she will do a dupa rub dance with her BWR.


And perhaps not.





Any similarity between my Imaginary Friends and My Miss Cardvark Bait's Imaginary Horsey Picks is embarrassing.....I mean merely a coincidence.


I do not know how to stop this.





Perhaps if Danny stopped yakking.

Maybe AllButtons will dart her.

And a certain "spiritual philanthropist" hasn't updated the score in the Aurora ,Colorado thread.












THE END






( stop that applauding!! )

Arletta
08-02-2012, 09:22 PM
Whoa!

Can't win for losing that's for sure. :p


Very Fine work once again Clyde :{>:

Arletta
08-02-2012, 09:26 PM
This place really needs Clyde back.... It's a ghost town anymore.

my miss storm cat
08-02-2012, 10:14 PM
I

Any similarity between my Imaginary Friends and My Miss Cardvark Bait's Imaginary Horsey Picks is embarrassing.....I mean merely a coincidence.



:eek:

Oh do be quiet.

I like Cardie. :o

Ah do.

JESUS ****ING CHRIST I EDITED IT BUT THE FEELING REMAINS AND SO DOES THE I LIKE HIM LINE SO GO TO HELL.

What was I saying again?

Oh yeah since Gemologist was my actual stellar pick for the other thingie last weekend I shall continue my hot streak of losers and choose him.

Now as far as the West V. Racie Poo I like Mr. Hansen Esquire to win even though there are no odds and will use my good and sweet and very fast horsie Bourbon Courage and Macho Macho (who is known as Macho MacHo on the pps)

http://www.kiaranmclaughlinracing.com/trainers/mcl/public/brisnet.cfm

Which is right?

Hansen / Bourbon Courage / Macho MacHO or Macho Macho (depending).

So who are you picking Clyde?

Arletta
08-03-2012, 12:05 PM
Ummmm MMSC... I have some very good happy pills I can sell ya for $2 dollah :D....

Just ignore Clydey-poo... He is just in a little state of confusion lately due to an overdose of some potent juice he drank. ;)



As far as my picks... Here they are:


Call To Serve - WPS

W/ Hansen and Le Bernardin

my miss storm cat
08-03-2012, 01:14 PM
Happy pills, huh? I'll take the lot of them. :D

Arletta
08-03-2012, 01:51 PM
Happy pills, huh? I'll take the lot of them. :D

O.k, just be aware that you will need to buy a juicing machine before hand.


lmao!!


Sorry.... private joke :p

my miss storm cat
08-03-2012, 02:40 PM
Maybe I can borrow one from Jeff Mullins.

Rileyoriley
08-03-2012, 08:50 PM
WV Derby


Macho MacHo WPS

pretty boxes w/ Hansen and Bourbon Courage

my miss storm cat
08-03-2012, 09:07 PM
So tell me is it really Macho MacHo or not?

I am so confused! :D

A vital matter... simply must know before i leave or my entire evening will be ruined!

Rileyoriley
08-03-2012, 09:12 PM
So tell me is it really Macho MacHo or not?

I am so confused! :D

A vital matter... simply must know before i leave or my entire evening will be ruined!

I'm sorry. I don't know if Macho Mac is a 'Ho or not. The other horses aren't talking. Perhaps Riot can check with Harry Reid's sources and get back to you.:D



'Ho update! Reid's "source" said Macho Mac was seen at a Chick Fil A with an unnamed filly. According to said "source", Macho did not pay sales tax on his meal.

my miss storm cat
08-03-2012, 09:21 PM
We don't have Chick Fil A here but the thread is a lot of fun. :D

OldDog
08-04-2012, 04:22 PM
I have to go with Hansen WPS
with Le Bernardin & (of course) Bourbon Courage.
:{>:
:D
:tro:

Arletta
08-04-2012, 05:00 PM
WV Derby


Macho MacHo WPS

pretty boxes w/ Hansen and Bourbon Courage

Brilliant!! :tro::tro:

Rileyoriley
08-04-2012, 05:26 PM
Thanks. Wish I was doing as well in the saratoga contest.:p


I now must go talk Clyde off the ledge after his favorite horsey bombed.:D

Rileyoriley
08-04-2012, 05:28 PM
Sighty-$107.10
Me-$75.10
Arletta-$8.60
MMSC, Herky, and Clyde-0

Current:
Me-$167.70
Sighty-$107.10
Arletta-$31.60
MMSC-0
Herky-0
Old Dog-0
Clyde-0

Let's end this with the Travers.:)

Rileyoriley
08-04-2012, 05:30 PM
We don't have Chick Fil A here but the thread is a lot of fun. :D

I don't think we have them around here either. I don't eat fast food so I've never noticed.

OldDog
08-04-2012, 06:16 PM
Well, hell.

At least the bourbon is tasty.

my miss storm cat
08-04-2012, 06:42 PM
WV Derby


Macho MacHo WPS

pretty boxes w/ Hansen and Bourbon Courage
Nice!

Rileyoriley
08-04-2012, 08:34 PM
A message from Clyde:

=========================================


I have been told that if I cannot lay nice with humans,then do not play at all.That means I will not be playing with most of you any longer..

Mom: I hate you for jinxing Hansen, but at least you kept the trophy within the family....deeply incestuous as it is;I wish to paint your boo bees blue.


The race was fixed, but fine work all the same.

Arletta
08-04-2012, 08:50 PM
A message from Clyde:

=========================================


I have been told that if I cannot play nice with humans,then do not play at all.That means I will not be playing with most of you any longer..

Mom: I hate you for jinxing Hansen, but at least you kept the trophy within the family....deeply incestuous as it is;I wish to paint your boo bees blue.


The race was fixed, but fine work all the same.


:baby:

my miss storm cat
08-05-2012, 05:59 PM
Oh geez is the baby refusing to come out from under his blankie?

Maybe someone can get him a balloon or a cookie or something since the nice pony made him a widdwe sad.

Arletta
08-05-2012, 06:31 PM
I think the Hershey bar did the trick :)


He has stated that he is "officially" off the Hansen Dog & Squishy Pony Show.

my miss storm cat
08-05-2012, 07:46 PM
My response to Clyde:

http://www.hkjc.com/english/news/images/20051012_bl.jpg

Sightseek
08-12-2012, 12:12 AM
Since I was on vacay (photos to follow!) don't I automatically get the winner as my WPS and the post time favorite as my exacta box buddy in the inny-bred derby?

Sightseek
08-12-2012, 12:13 AM
Since I was on vacay (photos to follow!) don't I automatically get the winner as my WPS and the post time favorite as my exacta box buddy in the inny-bred derby?

my miss storm cat
08-12-2012, 01:17 PM
Since I was on vacay (photos to follow!) don't I automatically get the winner as my WPS and the post time favorite as my exacta box buddy in the inny-bred derby?

Well duh I would assume so!

Rileyoriley
08-12-2012, 07:12 PM
Since I was on vacay (photos to follow!) don't I automatically get the winner as my WPS and the post time favorite as my exacta box buddy in the inny-bred derby?

I shall bring it up at the next ClydeVivor Committee meeting and posting it twice without ANY vacay photos will not impress Ned and Hydra.:D

Sightseek
08-13-2012, 06:29 AM
I shall bring it up at the next ClydeVivor Committee meeting and posting it twice without ANY vacay photos will not impress Ned and Hydra.:D

ROR!

my miss storm cat
08-16-2012, 08:46 PM
Excuse me but this is not allowed... we must have vacay pics or we will be forced to send handicapperernie to your home to find them.

Rileyoriley
08-16-2012, 09:01 PM
Ned and Hydra are quite perturbed. Such nice people too.

Sightseek
08-16-2012, 09:29 PM
Excuse me but this is not allowed... we must have vacay pics or we will be forced to send handicapperernie to your home to find them.

I took a lot of photos of the surfers. :D

Sightseek
08-16-2012, 09:32 PM
Ned and Hydra are quite perturbed. Such nice people too.

Ned and Hydra still haven't sent me the cranberry coleslaw from the Hattie's stand. :mad:

Whoever (finally!) came up with the idea to take the mayo out of coleslaw and add cranberries is brilliant. :tro:

Rileyoriley
08-16-2012, 09:43 PM
I took a lot of photos of the surfers. :D

Hydra's interested if the surfers are young males.;)

Rileyoriley
08-16-2012, 09:44 PM
Ned and Hydra still haven't sent me the cranberry coleslaw from the Hattie's stand. :mad:

Whoever (finally!) came up with the idea to take the mayo out of coleslaw and add cranberries is brilliant. :tro:

Ned said the mayo goes back if any male surfer photos appear.:eek:

Sightseek
08-17-2012, 06:36 AM
Ned said the mayo goes back if any male surfer photos appear.:eek:

:D :D

my miss storm cat
08-17-2012, 01:27 PM
I took a lot of photos of the surfers. :D

:tro:

Sightseek
08-22-2012, 10:30 AM
I guess this means the Holy Cows need a new band leader.

Rileyoriley
08-22-2012, 10:41 AM
They'll be holding auditions at the Travers.

Rileyoriley
08-24-2012, 10:10 AM
Clyde has promised to provide his "to die for" analysis of the Travesty Stakes.:tro:

Arletta
08-24-2012, 10:12 AM
Clyde has promised to provide his "to die for" analysis of the Travesty Stakes.:tro:
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Rileyoriley
08-24-2012, 12:31 PM
Clyde's Travesty-





Good Afternoon Knowledgeable Horsey Racing Fans as well as Made Members of What Once Was - ALAN'S - Room.

Today I will provide you with free A#1 racing analysis for that huge,prestigious race;The Travesty.

And boy is it.



Sorry, no almost nude hot griddle sizzlers will present the cards.

That's because the last 4 to do this thing were Made Members...and they WERE nude!

Got me in a lot of trouble.


Female Made Members have absolutely no modesty.





Let us now go do this thing.





THE MANYETH RUNNING OF THE TRAVESTY HORSEY RACE






1. SpeightsCity


OutOfTheMoneysVille.







crinkle...


trash can





2. Five Sixteen


Obviously well versed in numerology.

Now, if we add 5 plus one we get 6 and add another 6 we get 12.

1 plus 2=3.


That's show.

Hes' not really that well versed....therefore:





crink-EL!...


trash can





3. Wilson Pickett.


Good guy, but I think he's dead.



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trash can





4. Stealcase


Now this....this is a horsey.

Which is a great leg up.

Late bloomer.....right time----right horse.



KEEPAH!!




5. Street Life


When was the last time a street horse won a dirt race?

This is so key.




crinkle...


trash can




6. Alfalfa


Feldsparologist in a horsey suit.




crinkle...


trash can





7. Atigun



Still a dental adhesive.

Think Teeth of the Dog here.




crinkle...


trash can





8. Nipple n' Nipple


Gosh I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly.

SightyPoo....oh never mind.




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9. Liaison


who is baffert!! .....'s wife told him if this horsey doesn't win she is going to throw the world's biggest hissy-witch fit ever shown on the big screen.


I'm excited.




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trash can




10. Yesnios


Glad to see the name change.....makes all the difference.



keepah





11. Gassed Malcolm



I believe he has what it takes for 3rd place.






1........HANSEN
1A......SteelCase
2........YESNIOS
3........GASSED MALCOLM





Arletta Baby....Mom has bagged me.I'm all yours.

(STOP THAT HISSING!!)

Sightseek
08-24-2012, 12:53 PM
8. Nipple n' Nipple


Gosh I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly.

SightyPoo....oh never mind.




crinkle...


trash can








Is it supposed to be cold during the Travesty?

Rileyoriley
08-24-2012, 05:39 PM
Is it supposed to be cold during the Travesty?

Just for Sighty, a special weather forecast via Clyde:




"Say, I hear it's supposed to be colder than SightyPooKins' nipple for the Travesty."

Rileyoriley
08-25-2012, 10:16 AM
Alpha-WPS
W/ Neck n Neck, Nonios, and Stealcase

Sightseek
08-25-2012, 11:19 AM
WPS - Nonios

w/ Atigun, Alpha and Neck n' Neck

Arletta
08-25-2012, 11:24 AM
WPS - Street Life

W/ Nonios and Neck 'n Neck

Rileyoriley
08-26-2012, 09:08 AM
Even though MMSC didn't post her pick for the Travesty here, I'm kidnapping her Golden Ticket from the Saratoga contest and declaring her the official winnah!!! Ned and Hydra are so proud of you.:tro:

my miss storm cat
08-26-2012, 07:58 PM
Even though MMSC didn't post her pick for the Travesty here, I'm kidnapping her Golden Ticket from the Saratoga contest and declaring her the official winnah!!! Ned and Hydra are so proud of you.:tro:

Oh no that would be make me a cheatah!

I think we should proclaim Hansen the contest winner and figure out the next race were gonna do.

What do you all suppose the Belmonts think?

Oh and please send them my fond regards.