Caption writing contest!!! [Archive]

ArlJim78

08-01-2006, 08:34 PM

Dahlink, care to explain?

Thanks!

I'll try. He's a guy maybe in his 30's, who for lack of a better word has a dorky look and manner about him. He is seen from time to time around arlington and I have heard so many things about him that I don't begin to know what is fact or fiction.

One thing he does do is to wear some odd clothing. On big race days like Kentucky derby, Breeders Cup or Million day, he has a cowboy get-up which is hilarious. He is as much a cowboy as say.... Woody Allen.

The picture you posted I thought might be what he'll look like if we flash forward 30 years.

pgardn

08-01-2006, 08:42 PM

Those look like losing tickets stuck to his umbrella hat.
Need to start pasting them on the rest of his wardrobe.

Gander

08-01-2006, 08:51 PM

Storm Cat- You are by far the weirdest poster ever on either this board or ESPN.

Gander

08-01-2006, 08:52 PM

Is that Ken Ramsey?

my miss storm cat

08-02-2006, 01:38 AM

I'll try. He's a guy maybe in his 30's, who for lack of a better word has a dorky look and manner about him. He is seen from time to time around arlington and I have heard so many things about him that I don't begin to know what is fact or fiction.

One thing he does do is to wear some odd clothing. On big race days like Kentucky derby, Breeders Cup or Million day, he has a cowboy get-up which is hilarious. He is as much a cowboy as say.... Woody Allen.

The picture you posted I thought might be what he'll look like if we flash forward 30 years.
Fun story. :)
* * *
Caption writing contest, part deux.....

(Photo 2)

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005-06/18/content_3101814_1.htm

my miss storm cat

08-02-2006, 01:38 AM

Storm Cat- You are by far the weirdest poster ever on either this board or ESPN.
I am touched by your kindness..... :p

GPK

08-02-2006, 07:29 AM

Fun story. :)
* * *
Caption writing contest, part deux.....

(Photo 2)

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005-06/18/content_3101814_1.htm

Dolly Parton on steriods.:eek:

Downthestretch55

08-02-2006, 08:46 AM

"Dragster at Ascot"

my miss storm cat

08-02-2006, 10:33 AM

Very nice, both of you! :D

paisjpq

08-02-2006, 10:41 AM

" god saved the Queen? "

my miss storm cat

08-02-2006, 10:46 AM

" god saved the Queen? "
Oh, good one!:D

Downthestretch55

08-02-2006, 12:28 PM

Miss Storm Cat,
Besides the obvious, can you find a caption for this?

http://www.costumecraze.com/DOG25.html?pic=0&PHPSESSID=68221868aad05d283390cd2d2d63163a

my miss storm cat

08-02-2006, 12:36 PM

Miss Storm Cat,
Besides the obvious, can you find a caption for this?

http://www.costumecraze.com/DOG25.html?pic=0&PHPSESSID=68221868aad05d283390cd2d2d63163a
Bold Brooklynite Gets Ready For A Day At The Track (?)

(Sorry Bold..... just kidding. Old habits and all that stuff).

Let's hear yours!

paisjpq

08-02-2006, 12:37 PM

Bold Brooklynite Gets Ready For A Day At The Track (?)

(Sorry Bold..... just kidding. Old habits and all that stuff).

Let's hear yours!
LMFAO!!!!!:D :D

Downthestretch55

08-02-2006, 12:47 PM

LMFAO!!! as well!!!:D

Buffymommy

08-02-2006, 01:50 PM

"Your kidding when you say that there is no more beer?"

This one is for the first pic.

Buffymommy

08-02-2006, 01:55 PM

For the second pic:

"Giacomo won! I can buy more hairspray"

my miss storm cat

08-10-2006, 10:25 PM

Ooooh La La! Look what she wore to the Arc! :eek:

Have a go... :D

http://www.swinleytravel.co.uk/horse_14.jpg

edit: Might be Royal Ascot.... not sure. Either way though, mon Dieu!

Downthestretch55

08-11-2006, 09:04 AM

Ooooh La La! Look what she wore to the Arc! :eek:

Have a go... :D

http://www.swinleytravel.co.uk/horse_14.jpg

edit: Might be Royal Ascot.... not sure. Either way though, mon Dieu!

Disguise the antennas

or...
Runway model...from Mars

my miss storm cat

08-11-2006, 11:15 AM

Runway model...from Mars
:D

I do believe you just won! :cool:

Downthestretch55

08-11-2006, 12:16 PM

:D

I do believe you just won! :cool:

Thanks!
Don't know what I won..and I'll pass on that champaigne she's holding...
the bubbles are gone.
Now, I'll look for a crazy picture.
I hope you find another one too.
This is fun.

my miss storm cat

08-11-2006, 04:38 PM

Thanks!
Don't know what I won..and I'll pass on that champaigne she's holding...
the bubbles are gone.
Now, I'll look for a crazy picture.
I hope you find another one too.
This is fun.
Was gonna say you won a date with her, but you're too nice.

How about a shirt with similar sleeves? Think of it? You could fit your wallet, DRF, bottles of your favorite drink, shades, a few small midgets..... and that's just in one of them!:D

What you've won? Undying respect. :cool: :p

my miss storm cat

08-11-2006, 04:41 PM

..... Or a date with one of her sisters!:p

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/10526.jpg

Okay, your turn!

Downthestretch55

08-11-2006, 04:46 PM

..... Or a date with one of her sisters!:p

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/10526.jpg

Okay, your turn!
Wow!
I'm going to pass on the date with the sisters. After looking at all the feathers in the millenary, the thought of all those birds giving up their tweety lives for that makes me want to hurl.

I'm still looking for a pic.

my miss storm cat

08-11-2006, 04:50 PM

Wow!
I'm going to pass on the date with the sisters. After looking at all the feathers in the millenary, the thought of all those birds giving up their tweety lives for that makes me want to hurl.

I'm still looking for a pic.
It could have been worse. At least you weren't thinking about being in bed with one of them and all the feathers..... :D

Okay now I feel sick.

Take your time. :)

Downthestretch55

08-11-2006, 05:16 PM

It could have been worse. At least you weren't thinking about being in bed with one of them and all the feathers..... :D

Okay now I feel sick.

Take your time. :)

Ok...found this one of Sahar making a fashion statement.
Have no clue as to what the caption should be.....

http://www.strangefamilycircus.com/gallery/Fire-Shows/SaharBallyStage

paisjpq

08-11-2006, 06:09 PM

Ok...found this one of Sahar making a fashion statement.
Have no clue as to what the caption should be.....

http://www.strangefamilycircus.com/gallery/Fire-Shows/SaharBallyStage
dear sweet pippy longstockings has fallen on hard times--recently released from state prison she is forced to demean herself in front of throngs of onlookers...during the encore she does unspeakable acts with her snake.

my miss storm cat

08-11-2006, 06:16 PM

Ok...found this one of Sahar making a fashion statement.
Have no clue as to what the caption should be.....

http://www.strangefamilycircus.com/gallery/Fire-Shows/SaharBallyStage
Great picture!:D

This one's really hard. Let me think.....

Sunday, August 13, Special to The Times

FBI BAFFLED, MILLION RESCHEDULED

The ongoing investigation into the disappearance of eight of the worlds top jockeys continues as, in an unprecented move, an FBI spokesman pleaded for the public's assistance. "All we know is they were last seen leaving a bar Froday night in the vicinity of the local side show," an unidentified agent said Saturday evening. "We have no leads at this time."

my miss storm cat

08-11-2006, 06:17 PM

dear sweet pippy longstockings has fallen on hard times--recently released from state prison she is forced to demean herself in front of throngs of onlookers...during the encore she does unspeakable acts with her snake.
Oh I LIKE yours!!!:D

paisjpq

08-11-2006, 06:22 PM

Oh I LIKE yours!!!:D
thanks...yours too.:)

Downthestretch55

08-11-2006, 06:47 PM

You are both amazing!
LMFAO!:)

Downthestretch55

08-11-2006, 07:22 PM

OK...this filly is looking for a ride, but I'm sure you'll come up with something.

http://www.visualjokes.com/d/hw.html

my miss storm cat

08-11-2006, 08:08 PM

OK...this filly is looking for a ride, but I'm sure you'll come up with something.

http://www.visualjokes.com/d/hw.html
News Flash!

Champion jockey Jamie Spencer and his wife of nearly two years have filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.

"I didn't mind the whipping, in fact i rather enjoyed it. The saddle became a nightly ritual though," she sobbed. "The last straw," a tearful Mrs. Spencer continued, "was when he mistakenly called me Powerscourt one night. I knew we were done."

* * *

Yours are waaay too hard, DTS! YOU write one for her!:p

paisjpq

08-11-2006, 08:09 PM

OK...this filly is looking for a ride, but I'm sure you'll come up with something.

http://www.visualjokes.com/d/hw.html
I swear to god I will kill the person who hacked into my computer and stole my personal photos!!! DTS you have got some f'ing nerve!:p

ArlJim78

08-11-2006, 08:14 PM

News Flash!

Champion jockey Jamie Spencer and his wife of nearly two years have filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.

"I didn't mind the whipping, in fact i rather enjoyed it. The saddle became a nightly ritual though," she sobbed. "The last straw," a tearful Mrs. Spencer continued, "was when he mistakenly called me Powerscourt one night. I knew we were done."

Well Done, now that's what funny caption writing is all about!

my miss storm cat

08-11-2006, 08:17 PM

Well Done, now that's what funny caption writing is all about!
Actually, it's what I was gonna wear (and by that I mean just the saddle) when I see you..... :p

my miss storm cat

08-11-2006, 08:18 PM

I swear to god I will kill the person who hacked into my computer and stole my personal photos!!! DTS you have got some f'ing nerve!:p
Nice one!!! :D

Downthestretch55

08-11-2006, 08:21 PM

You're both too good. I was going to say she was looking for a ride.
I like the "Spencer touch"..lol!

ArlJim78

08-11-2006, 08:26 PM

Actually, it's what I was gonna wear (and by that I mean just the saddle) when I see you..... :p

GULP:eek:
is it just me or is it suddenly getting warm in here?

Uhhh, what about accessories, whips, spurs, bridle?

my miss storm cat

08-11-2006, 09:29 PM

GULP:eek:
is it just me or is it suddenly getting warm in here?

Uhhh, what about accessories, whips, spurs, bridle?
Ha ha, that's your call. :p

Here's one and sorry... nothing to do with racing but I thought it needed a caption.:D

http://www.shaunmicallef.com/sketches/transvestites.jpg

Downthestretch55

08-12-2006, 08:05 AM

"The Secret Life of Dick Cheney"

my miss storm cat

08-12-2006, 08:58 AM

"The Secret Life of Dick Cheney"
:D :D :D
You made me spill my coffee!

paisjpq

08-12-2006, 11:22 AM

"The Secret Life of Dick Cheney"
made me choke on my sandwich...so funny:D

Downthestretch55

08-12-2006, 12:06 PM

Here's one that really doesn't need a caption...but feel free.
It's not funny, just real.
Horses touch a lot of lives.

http://www.friendsofjoshuagoldstein.org/images/Horseback.jpg

Danzig

08-12-2006, 12:41 PM

Ha ha, that's your call. :p

Here's one and sorry... nothing to do with racing but I thought it needed a caption.:D

http://www.shaunmicallef.com/sketches/transvestites.jpg

tonight on jerry springer, people who emulate characters in song...our first guests love the song 'LOLA'.

my miss storm cat

08-12-2006, 03:03 PM

tonight on jerry springer, people who emulate characters in song...our first guests love the song 'LOLA'.
Very nice!

my miss storm cat

08-12-2006, 03:04 PM

Here's one that really doesn't need a caption...but feel free.
It's not funny, just real.
Horses touch a lot of lives.

http://www.friendsofjoshuagoldstein.org/images/Horseback.jpg
I can't think of one, but I'm just wondering... is this a picture of the last time Freddy Fong actually won a race?

(So Cal people will understand...) :D

You write one, DTS!

Downthestretch55

08-12-2006, 04:12 PM

I can't think of one, but I'm just wondering... is this a picture of the last time Freddy Fong actually won a race?

(So Cal people will understand...) :D

You write one, DTS!

"Ride 'em Cowboy" or "Look at the Smile"

Joshua Goldstein's story...a little boy from NJ that's fighting a very difficult disease. That's him on the horse...smiling like he's riding one down the stretch, leading by twenty lengths.
Courage comes in little packages too.

DTS

my miss storm cat

08-12-2006, 05:37 PM

"Ride 'em Cowboy" or "Look at the Smile"

Joshua Goldstein's story...a little boy from NJ that's fighting a very difficult disease. That's him on the horse...smiling like he's riding one down the stretch, leading by twenty lengths.
Courage comes in little packages too.

DTS
It's a very sweet picture.

oracle80

08-13-2006, 10:23 AM

Mon Dieu!

I can't even begin to think of one.

Wanna have a go? :D

http://www.armchairfrance.com/images/Hat1.jpg

My Miss Storm Cat,
I was too embarassed to reply to this at first, but self deprecation is always the most splendid form of humor. My first thought upon opening that photo was how funny the guy looked, my second thought was My God I own the same EXACT tie. When I was in Louisville two years ago someone was selling those ties and I bought one. I am quite embarassed.

my miss storm cat

08-13-2006, 10:42 AM

My Miss Storm Cat,
I was too embarassed to reply to this at first, but self deprecation is always the most splendid form of humor. My first thought upon opening that photo was how funny the guy looked, my second thought was My God I own the same EXACT tie. When I was in Louisville two years ago someone was selling those ties and I bought one. I am quite embarassed.
Kind Sir...

Not only are you a gentleman and a scholar, but now i see you're a man of honesty, of intergity, as well.

There's a big difference between buying a silly tie on a whim and going out in public dressed as a walking tribute to a bad LSD trip.

Do you own similar pants? How about the jacket? The hat?

No? You're good!:p No reason to be embarrassed!

I laughed when I read your post- in a GOOD way. Thanks for sharing as I needed a laugh at this point. I think all Ace fans really needed a laugh at this point. Where's that weeping smiley face again?

Fondly,

My Miss Storm Cat

P.S. Attn: Derby Trail members..... he already has one. We'll have to think of something else to get Oracle for his birthday..... :D

oracle80

08-13-2006, 11:06 AM

Kind Sir...

Not only are you a gentleman and a scholar, but now i see you're a man of honesty, of intergity, as well.

There's a big difference between buying a silly tie on a whim and going out in public dressed as a walking tribute to a bad LSD trip.

Do you own similar pants? How about the jacket? The hat?

No? You're good!:p No reason to be embarrassed!

I laughed when I read your post- in a GOOD way. Thanks for sharing as I needed a laugh at this point. I think all Ace fans really needed a laugh at this point. Where's that weeping smiley face again?

Fondly,

My Miss Storm Cat

P.S. Attn: Derby Trail members..... he already has one. We'll have to think of something else to get Oracle for his birthday..... :D

I have only worn the tie twice, the first time at the 2005 Kentucky Derby on the day that I purchased it, the second time this past Derby week on Oaks Day. I am sorry to say that after viewing that picture I will have to retire the tie. I would not be able to put it around my neck without flashbacks to the picture shown here.
I do not own a jacket or pants of that nature, although as a child in the 70's my mother apparently thought that dressing me in plaid pants for my first communion would be very trendy. The fact that the pictures from that day still exist and have been shown to people(complete with 70's "bowl haircut") is something that is mildly amusing.

oracle80

08-13-2006, 11:08 AM

And the caption that immediately sprang to mind was
"Ernest Borgnine goes to the track on acid"

oracle80

08-13-2006, 11:14 AM

My Miss Storm Cat,
I just took a picture of the very same tie that the gentleman in the picture is wearing. I really can't believe that I own it.

Downthestretch55

08-13-2006, 11:42 AM

This thread is so much fun!
Did you ever see a "red-neck cruise ship"?

http://www.monkey.net/archives/Red%20Neck%20Cruise%20Ship.jpg

my miss storm cat

08-13-2006, 01:08 PM

I have only worn the tie twice, the first time at the 2005 Kentucky Derby on the day that I purchased it, the second time this past Derby week on Oaks Day. I am sorry to say that after viewing that picture I will have to retire the tie. I would not be able to put it around my neck without flashbacks to the picture shown here.
I do not own a jacket or pants of that nature, although as a child in the 70's my mother apparently thought that dressing me in plaid pants for my first communion would be very trendy. The fact that the pictures from that day still exist and have been shown to people(complete with 70's "bowl haircut") is something that is mildly amusing.
Well i'm sure you looked like quite the little prince!

True, the little plaid prince .....

Love the Borgnine caption!:D

my miss storm cat

08-13-2006, 01:09 PM

This thread is so much fun!
Did you ever see a "red-neck cruise ship"?

http://www.monkey.net/archives/Red%20Neck%20Cruise%20Ship.jpg
The original design for the QM2?:p

http://www.qm2-uk.co.uk/id-10209/qm2-departure.html

my miss storm cat

08-13-2006, 01:12 PM

My Miss Storm Cat,
I just took a picture of the very same tie that the gentleman in the picture is wearing. I really can't believe that I own it.
Yes, I'd agree it's best to retire it..... :D

Downthestretch55

08-13-2006, 05:15 PM

This one is a bit strange...people at a mouse circus.
Can't think of a caption.

http://la****.bravepages.com/action3.jpg

my miss storm cat

08-13-2006, 05:29 PM

This one is a bit strange...people at a mouse circus.
Can't think of a caption.

http://la****.bravepages.com/action3.jpg
Oh I can't view it! Caption writing withdrawls..... help!:D

Downthestretch55

08-13-2006, 06:07 PM

Oh I can't view it! Caption writing withdrawls..... help!:D
Sorry Miss SC..won't load.
I'll see if I can find another one.
Click on the Redneck cruise ship while you're waiting.
DTS

my miss storm cat

08-13-2006, 06:27 PM

Sorry Miss SC..won't load.
I'll see if I can find another one.
Click on the Redneck cruise ship while you're waiting.
DTS
Already did, Dahlink! :p

It's on the previous page although it's not that good.....

Downthestretch55

08-13-2006, 06:51 PM

Here's one for the Derby Trailers that are into harness racing, though I don't think this one will be at Meadowlands any time soon.

http://midstatesmuleanddonkey.com/DebbieGearheartMinimule.jpg

six perfections

08-13-2006, 10:01 PM

People still watch harness racing?

miraja2

08-14-2006, 08:07 AM

Fun story. :)
* * *
Caption writing contest, part deux.....

(Photo 2)

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005-06/18/content_3101814_1.htm

2nd picture,

"Hank Goldberg....When the cameras are off...."

my miss storm cat

08-14-2006, 12:22 PM

2nd picture,

"Hank Goldberg....When the cameras are off...."
Ha ha, very good!!! :D

Downthestretch55

08-14-2006, 05:52 PM

Here's one of somebody from Brooklyn that posts on this board...I'm pretty sure it's him. No name....
Can you put the pic with the poster?

http://www.johnplaird.com/pics/needabeer.jpg

my miss storm cat

08-14-2006, 06:31 PM

Here's one of somebody from Brooklyn that posts on this board...I'm pretty sure it's him. No name....
Can you put the pic with the poster?

http://www.johnplaird.com/pics/needabeer.jpg
Gee that's indeed a tough one! I managed to find a track buddy for him.....

We all need friends. :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/darkstar77/old-bum-middle-fingers.jpg

Downthestretch55

08-14-2006, 06:52 PM

Gee that's indeed a tough one! I managed to find a track buddy for him.....

We all need friends. :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/darkstar77/old-bum-middle-fingers.jpg
Track buddy..LMFAO!
He speaks with hand gestures.

"Dances With Windshields"

my miss storm cat

08-15-2006, 01:47 AM

Track buddy..LMFAO!
He speaks with hand gestures.

"Dances With Windshields"
:D

You want to try this one?

http://www.geocities.com/picture2288/imageM0J.JPG

I was gonna call it "Bold Finds A Job" but I've already picked on him so I'll pass..... :p

Downthestretch55

08-15-2006, 09:03 AM

That one is very tough.
I'll just call him "The Collector".

my miss storm cat

08-15-2006, 02:18 PM

Downthestretch55

08-15-2006, 02:49 PM

Aloha kids.....

Am off to Hawaii but wanted to say have a great week. Hope you all hit some winners. :cool:

Parting pic, just for fun and not meant to offend.....

http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk/political/pics/23.02.03/georgethemonkey.jpg

Kisses to all..... ciao! :)
Aloha Miss SC..
Enjoy! Safe trip.
Keep that grass skirt away from the flames.
Will you post your hula pics when you return?

ArlJim78

08-15-2006, 03:38 PM

Aloha kids.....

Am off to Hawaii but wanted to say have a great week. Hope you all hit some winners. :cool:

Parting pic, just for fun and not meant to offend.....

http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk/political/pics/23.02.03/georgethemonkey.jpg

Kisses to all..... ciao! :)

hope its a great trip for you miss storm cat. we are eagerly awaiting your return as it won't be nearly as much fun around here with you off on the island.;)

"look boss de plane,,, de plane"

my miss storm cat

08-23-2006, 04:12 AM

Missed you guys but i'm baaaaaack.:D

I'd post a pic so we can continue but am not actually awake right now.....

Does anyone else have one?

C'mon, let's DO it. :eek: :p

paisjpq

08-23-2006, 10:28 AM

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/695/stolen+car
here you go girl...hope the vacation was fun. B

Downthestretch55

08-23-2006, 12:28 PM

Good one Pais.
I hope they start paying that NASCAR pit crew minimum wage.

chupster2

08-23-2006, 01:03 PM

chupster2

08-23-2006, 01:04 PM

Mon Dieu!

I can't even begin to think of one.

Wanna have a go? :D

http://www.armchairfrance.com/images/Hat1.jpg

"So that's what happened to Ernest Borgnine after McHale's Navy."

my miss storm cat

08-23-2006, 03:08 PM

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/695/stolen+car
here you go girl...hope the vacation was fun. B
Thanks, it was great.

And hey... nice pic! So Bold got a car? Cool!:D

my miss storm cat

08-23-2006, 03:09 PM

"There are NINE planets, I tell you! Nine!"
I ordered you one for your birthday, Chupie. :p

my miss storm cat

08-23-2006, 09:06 PM

I wonder what the horse was thinking here.....

http://sports.yahoo.com/rah/photo?slug=60000eab83b04a27aed7c26758060898.jockey _falls_off_at_monmouth_park_mtp101&prov=ap

six perfections

08-24-2006, 05:28 PM

I wonder what the horse was thinking here.....

http://sports.yahoo.com/rah/photo?slug=60000eab83b04a27aed7c26758060898.jockey _falls_off_at_monmouth_park_mtp101&prov=ap
I don't know but he looks like he's laughing.

chupster2

08-24-2006, 06:29 PM

my miss storm cat

08-24-2006, 07:04 PM

Which group would you have your money on? :D

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2005/08/01/race1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article%3Ff%3D/gate/archive/2005/08/01/dip.DTL%26o%3D0&h=414&w=338&sz=67&hl=en&start=18&tbnid=VnmD5NPNYdxkjM:&tbnh=125&tbnw=102&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drace%2Btrack%2Bpeople%26svnum%3D10%26 hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG

http://www.jou.ufl.edu/people/faculty/jfreeman/Hearst2004/DeanSport2.jpg

six perfections

08-29-2006, 02:37 PM

Which group would you have your money on? :D

http://www.jou.ufl.edu/people/faculty/jfreeman/Hearst2004/DeanSport2.jpg
Them.

Here's one.http://www.mokavecats.com/Images/Kings/K_Apache/ApacheShades1b.jpg

my miss storm cat

08-29-2006, 05:04 PM

Them.

Here's one.http://www.mokavecats.com/Images/Kings/K_Apache/ApacheShades1b.jpg
Ummm..... I'll get banned if i post mine. :eek: :D

six perfections

08-29-2006, 08:30 PM

What is it?

my miss storm cat

08-30-2006, 01:33 PM

What is it?
Check your PM's..... :D

ArlJim78

08-30-2006, 07:18 PM

Check your PM's..... :D

ME too! I want to know.

my miss storm cat

08-30-2006, 08:58 PM

ME too! I want to know.
Oh, okay.....

I was gonna say I had no caption but that i was strangly attracted to her p....... you get the idea.:eek: :D

my miss storm cat

08-30-2006, 09:22 PM

Wanna try this one?

edit: Crap, can't get it to work. Duh!!!

ArlJim78

08-30-2006, 09:44 PM

Oh, okay.....

I was gonna say I had no caption but that i was strangly attracted to her p....... you get the idea.:eek: :D

:eek: well that was an unexpected turn.

you're just full of surprises now aren't you?:)

my miss storm cat

08-30-2006, 09:51 PM

:eek: well that was an unexpected turn.

you're just full of surprises now aren't you?:)
:p

You could say that..... :D
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Anyone wanna try this one?

http://users.forthnet.gr/ath/kkamaras/fat_people.jpg

six perfections

08-31-2006, 01:37 PM

:p

You could say that..... :D
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Anyone wanna try this one?

http://users.forthnet.gr/ath/kkamaras/fat_people.jpg
It's people from the ESPN board.

gallant bloom

09-13-2006, 04:07 PM

go for
it.http://unit.bjork.com/specials/pics/bw/B&W%20holding%20horse%20mask%20over%20face.jpg

Downthestretch55

09-13-2006, 05:35 PM

go for
it.http://unit.bjork.com/specials/pics/bw/B&W%20holding%20horse%20mask%20over%20face.jpg
She has the same look on her face that I get about a half hour after when I put raw shrimp on chocolate ice cream, with a couple of jalepenios on top at the make-your-own sundae joint.

paisjpq

09-13-2006, 05:36 PM

She has the same look on her face that I get about a half hour after when I put raw shrimp on chocolate ice cream, with a couple of jalepenios on top at the make-your-own sundae joint.
LMFAO:D :D :D

my miss storm cat

09-13-2006, 07:03 PM

go for
it.http://unit.bjork.com/specials/pics/bw/B&W%20holding%20horse%20mask%20over%20face.jpg
Looks like she just walked past the jockeys room and accidently saw Jamie Spencer naked or something.....

my miss storm cat

10-18-2006, 01:24 PM

Hmmmm..... this one has possibilities.

http://sports.yahoo.com/rah/photo?slug=6ac68bce2bcf4ab2a3c45bb6a0932334.meadow lands_santagata_horse_racing_mdt101&prov=ap

BellamyRd.

10-18-2006, 02:00 PM

Hmmmm..... this one has possibilities.

http://sports.yahoo.com/rah/photo?slug=6ac68bce2bcf4ab2a3c45bb6a0932334.meadow lands_santagata_horse_racing_mdt101&prov=ap

Jockeys: The new Chia Pet, just add mud and water

my miss storm cat

03-07-2007, 12:42 AM

Wow, haven't thought of this thread for quite a while but i was trying to explain to someone why i don't meet men at the track and found these.....:D

Anyone wanna give it a go?

Photo 3.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/horse_racing/photo_galleries/2917291.stm

..... or.....

Photo 2.....
http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/horseracing/bal-preakfashion-photogallery,0,7917843.photogallery?coll=bal-horseracing-storyutil&index=2

Captions, anyone?:p

my miss storm cat

05-07-2007, 10:26 PM

Oh God.....

http://sports.yahoo.com/rah/photo?slug=8eee38a091094fe48c9493e50b67e7f2.kentuc ky_derby_horse_racing_dby235&prov=ap

saucon17

05-07-2007, 10:48 PM

Oh God.....

http://sports.yahoo.com/rah/photo?slug=8eee38a091094fe48c9493e50b67e7f2.kentuc ky_derby_horse_racing_dby235&prov=ap

I can't post what I think of that photo. The lady kind of reminds me of Anna Nicole Smith.

pgardn

05-07-2007, 11:43 PM

Oh God.....

http://sports.yahoo.com/rah/photo?slug=8eee38a091094fe48c9493e50b67e7f2.kentuc ky_derby_horse_racing_dby235&prov=ap

A hug before I suckle from your finest milk cow?

I am going through a growth spurt so I wish to order two large banilla chakes por favor?