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my miss storm cat
07-19-2008, 03:17 PM
Ummm, anyone into this?

http://www.losalamitos.com/laqhr/wienernationals/INDEX.html

ArlJim78
07-19-2008, 03:35 PM
the sport is in the midst of a huge scandal. several top trainers have been caught "milkboning".

my miss storm cat
07-19-2008, 03:38 PM
the sport is in the midst of a huge scandal. several top trainers have been caught "milkboning".
:D

Is this something you'd actually want to see?

Am I being horrible, grumpy and humorless?

FGFan
07-19-2008, 04:35 PM
AND there was the huge scandal last year when the winner mowed down and took out other weiners in the race, forcing many to veer out and some even went backwards, and the stewards refused to even look at........:D

Actually being a dog person and owning an old wiener mix, it is pretty hysterical to watch. In the dog well wiener community these races are very competitive. Good fun.

Is this something you'd actually want to see?

Am I being horrible, grumpy and humorless?
Yes
and
Yes....:p

my miss storm cat
07-19-2008, 06:06 PM
Yes
and
Yes....:p
Gee... maybe i should change my name to cmorioles...

FGFan
07-19-2008, 06:14 PM
Gee... maybe i should change my name to cmorioles...
:confused:
I don't get it..... but I'm kinda slow today.

ArlJim78
07-19-2008, 09:34 PM
MISS STORM CAT!!
turn on TVG

WEINER FINALSSS

ArlJim78
07-19-2008, 09:35 PM
dang, my four ran like a mutt.
he literally took two steps out of the gate and rolled over.

MaTH716
07-19-2008, 09:38 PM
dang, my four ran like a mutt.

I think half the field stopped to smell at the horse crap on the track.

my miss storm cat
07-19-2008, 09:41 PM
MISS STORM CAT!!
turn on TVG

WEINER FINALSSS
Oh damn, missed it!

Was it exciting?

ArlJim78
07-19-2008, 09:44 PM
Oh damn, missed it!

Was it exciting?
yeah, thrilling stretch drive. winner was Gucci who is only 20 months old.
bright future for that one.

my miss storm cat
07-19-2008, 09:45 PM
yeah, thrilling stretch drive. winner was Gucci who is only 20 months old.
bright future for that one.
And the average age is?

Gucci? Nice name anyway.

ArlJim78
07-19-2008, 10:07 PM
only 50 yards you would think speed would hold, but on the contrary closers are doing very well.

my miss storm cat
07-19-2008, 10:08 PM
... and do people bet on this?

ArlJim78
07-19-2008, 10:10 PM
... and do people bet on this?
no.

Skipper Von Skidmarks just won the fifth.

my miss storm cat
07-19-2008, 10:12 PM
no.

Skipper Von Skidmarks just won the fifth.
Is that a good thing?

my miss storm cat
07-20-2008, 11:27 AM
No morning-after update(s)???

Gee AJ, thanks a lot. :( :p

onebadbeast
07-20-2008, 12:18 PM
you dont know the weiner dog races at los al? where have u been? in a cave?

FGFan
07-20-2008, 01:52 PM
AM Update of the wieny races.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StsIHPSVlz4

Very contentious this year, with many photos finishes, one dive over the finish line, one stuck in the gate and closed on him and even a DQ of Kiwi who apparently was not a certified wieny, which allowed Sally the defending champion to go to the finals and was beat by I believe Snopsi, can't remember..arjim do you remember who won?
Many were almost to the finish line and yet decided to do a 360 and run back to the gates. Others decided right from the gate they were going to go check out the grass, or go find their handlers. And others decided to tackle their competition in an effort to win and were passed. The dash is 50 yards, yet many wienies took the long route and went 75 to 100 yards to attempt a finish. Owners and handlers were laden down with bait to get their wieny home first from squeaky toys to snausages, or simply just jumped up and down screaming.
Ed the track announcer tried his best to call the wienies, but mainly he had to keep telling the owners to get to the finish line to call their wienies home.
It was sight to behold!!!!

TheSpyder
07-20-2008, 02:23 PM
I'm gonna have to contact PETA on this.

Also, the Jewish Defence League...no Hebrew National representation!

Spyder

my miss storm cat
07-20-2008, 02:39 PM
you dont know the weiner dog races at los al? where have u been? in a cave?
Yes. :p

my miss storm cat
07-20-2008, 02:40 PM
AM Update of the wieny races.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StsIHPSVlz4

Very contentious this year, with many photos finishes, one dive over the finish line, one stuck in the gate and closed on him and even a DQ of Kiwi who apparently was not a certified wieny, which allowed Sally the defending champion to go to the finals and was beat by I believe Snopsi, can't remember..arjim do you remember who won?
Many were almost to the finish line and yet decided to do a 360 and run back to the gates. Others decided right from the gate they were going to go check out the grass, or go find their handlers. And others decided to tackle their competition in an effort to win and were passed. The dash is 50 yards, yet many wienies took the long route and went 75 to 100 yards to attempt a finish. Owners and handlers were laden down with bait to get their wieny home first from squeaky toys to snausages, or simply just jumped up and down screaming.
Ed the track announcer tried his best to call the wienies, but mainly he had to keep telling the owners to get to the finish line to call their wienies home.
It was sight to behold!!!!
Thanks for the visual.:D

FGFan
07-20-2008, 02:58 PM
I'm gonna have to contact PETA on this.

Also, the Jewish Defence League...no Hebrew National representation!

Spyder

Yup, ya got that right, they should protest, PETA and theJDL, only regular hot dogs were represented.
It's sponsored by WienerSCHNITZEL..the horror.
Maybe PETA would end up like Belmont when they were at the wrong entrance....:D
And nobody cared anyway.
The whole event is neither PC or Animal correct,the travesty.

btw, I think Max won not Snopsi.

2Hot4TV
07-20-2008, 04:57 PM
I'm pretty sure one of the racers was "MORTY" , yes Mortys a weiner! A little weiner!!!!

my miss storm cat
07-20-2008, 06:43 PM
That's a LOT nicer than what i want to call him right now...