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Mortimer
07-20-2007, 06:11 PM
Do you enjoy candy cigarettes?



What about Yuhtzee?..I mean Yahtzee?









And what other absolutley sleep inducing banalities do you covet?
paisjpq
07-20-2007, 07:59 PM
racing and flocking....
Mortimer
07-20-2007, 08:04 PM
Uh...if cetain posters don't mind......



..this is for provocative games and personal pleasures enjoyed by the medicore who appreciate the tritefull things in life.

So if you cannot contribute please go to a room of your choice.
paisjpq
07-20-2007, 08:05 PM
I thought I spoke loudly and clearly,



RACING AND FLOCKING.
Mortimer
07-20-2007, 08:06 PM
I have photos of some old cigar wrappers I would like to share with you all a little later..




Should be quite a treat.
Mortimer
07-20-2007, 08:06 PM
Oh boy.








It would appear someone still has an old bone to pick.
Mortimer
07-20-2007, 08:07 PM
But thanks for speaking loudly and clearly.
paisjpq
07-20-2007, 08:09 PM
You're Welcome
Mortimer
07-20-2007, 08:09 PM
How very perfunctory of you....anytime.
Rileyoriley
07-20-2007, 08:28 PM
Yesterday it was mental anguish, today your hearing is shot. You're falling apart my friend.



I LIKE TO PLAY TRIPLE YAHTZEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I DO NOT LIKE MONOPOLY.


CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?????????????????
Mortimer
07-20-2007, 09:03 PM
Yes...you like to lay simple potsies and do not dyke dichotomy.








( ah dunno)
Rileyoriley
07-20-2007, 09:06 PM
There doesn't appear to be anything wrong with your hearing after all.
ArlJim78
07-20-2007, 09:11 PM
wax lips
Rileyoriley
07-20-2007, 09:13 PM
wax lips


Wasn't that some kind of candy back in the 60's-70's??
Mortimer
07-21-2007, 09:00 AM
There doesn't appear to be anything wrong with your hearing after all.


OOOOOOOOOO
Downthestretch55
07-21-2007, 02:22 PM
candy- I'll say real maple sugar. If you've ever had "jack wax", you'll know what I'm saying. If you haven't, that's your loss.

games- checkers, chess, bocci, horseshoes (pitching).

collections- antique fishing lures and racing memorobilia.
If you need a horseshoe, just tell me the name of your favorite horse. You can pm me the name and I'll give you the P O Box to mail your certified check to, s&h extra. I'll mail you a shoe. It might not be from your favorite horse but I can guarantee that it has been worn by one of its equine relatives. It might even bring you good luck.
Get em now, as the supply is limited and this offer will not be repeated.
Mortimer
07-21-2007, 02:25 PM
...uh...may be a good time for pick up sticks fans to jump in here.....
Downthestretch55
07-21-2007, 02:28 PM
...uh...may be a good time for pick up sticks fans to jump in here.....
I've also got a pretty good deal on pick up sticks. Just pm me with your favorite color and I'll mail one out. Reasonable prices. S+H extra.
ArlJim78
07-21-2007, 03:55 PM
...uh...may be a good time for pick up sticks fans to jump in here.....
now that's a helluva game...comes with a warning label "Caution-May induce a coma"
Mortimer
07-21-2007, 09:21 PM
now that's a helluva game...comes with a warning label "Caution-May induce a coma"



I think it would be fun to play Indian poker via the board.




That's how real men play poker.

Oh well...off to the TopShelfWhiskeyDancers Bar.









I'm excited.
ARyan
07-22-2007, 12:28 AM
efil a teg ot deen selohssa eseht
Mortimer
07-22-2007, 09:12 AM
efil a teg ot deen selohssa eseht




Think now NerdyTrailians.....




















...r u done?








I would hope so.

After your thinking time....would you really still want A Ryan ( Mos' Honobur King of Junger) as your defense attorney?????
Mortimer
07-22-2007, 11:23 AM
For those of you not following along at home ( and you know who you are) Mr. Ryan and Darden both have the same I M Pie....I mean I M Pee...




....make that S Pee.
Downthestretch55
07-22-2007, 04:29 PM
For those of you not following along at home ( and you know who you are) Mr. Ryan and Darden both have the same I M Pie....I mean I M Pee...




....make that S Pee.
That certainly clarifies!!!
Now, Morty, back to pick up sticks.
I've been working on a very special kind.
They are called "mini" pick up sticks as they're about the same size as toothpicks.
They are 'hand colored" with scented markers so you can hold them to your nose between turns.
And if your teeth need picking, all the better.
These are special order items. Pm for prices. S+H extra.
Ceritified checks only.
AeWingnut
07-22-2007, 09:36 PM
McDonald's says to "Wake up and smell your life." Unless, of course, you got really drunk the night before. In which case, "Wake up and smell your puke."
Mortimer
07-22-2007, 09:52 PM
McDonald's says to "Wake up and smell your life." Unless, of course, you got really drunk the night before. In which case, "Wake up and smell your puke."


Gosh...have you had training in creative writing?




The way you tailored your sentence and sprinkled in that wonderful visual is truly remarkable.











( And I get confined to quarters.)